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  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind - Homer wakes up from a blackout only to discover that Marge and the kids have left him. Using a variety of methods, he probes his memory to unravel the mystery.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    E Pluribus Wiggum - When Springfield becomes the first city in the nation to hold a presidential primary, voters to turn the one person they can trust: Ralph Wiggum.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    That '90s Show - Marge and Homer recount how Marge almost fell in love with a college professor during the 1990s.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Love, Springfieldian Style - When Homer and Marge become trapped in a tunnel of love, three Valentine's Day stories unfold: Bonnie and Clyde steal each other's hearts; a take-off on "Lady and the Tramp" depicts Homer as a deadbeat dog; punk rockers Lisa and Nelson become hooked on sweets.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    The Debarted - Bart befriends a new kid at school, unaware that he's a snitch; after his car is damaged in an accident, Homer ends up with a fancy loaner.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Dial 'N' for Nerder - Bart and Lisa think they killed Martin Prince; Marge enlists the help of a reality TV show after Homer cheats on his diet.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Smoke on the Daughter - Lisa becomes addicted to secondhand smoke when she joins a ballet academy; Homer befriends raccoons who stole his beef jerky.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Papa Don't Leech - Marge and Homer aid country singer Lurleen Lumpkin by reuniting her with her deadbeat father.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Apocalypse Cow - Bart is overjoyed when the calf he's raising is judged Best in Show-until he realizes the animal is going to be slaughtered.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Any Given Sundance - Lisa's documentary about life with the Simpsons is accepted into Sundance, but Lisa's initial elation turns to horror when festival-goers begin humiliating her dysfunctional family.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Mona Leaves-a - When Homer's mother returns to Springfield, she asks Homer for his forgiveness.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    All About Lisa - Krusty hires Lisa to be his intern, but she's so good at the job, she ends up replacing him as host of his show; Bart and Homer discover the world of coin collecting.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes - Homer and Flanders team-up as bounty hunters; Marge makes confections for an erotic bakery.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Lost Verizon - When Bart steals actor Denis Leary's cell phone, Marge uses its built-in GPS signal to track her son, leading the family to the ancient ruins of Machu Picchu.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Double, Double, Boy in Trouble - Bart swaps places with his exact double unaware that the double's wealthy siblings are plotting murder.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Treehouse of Horror XIX - On Halloween, Transformer-like robots duke it out in Springfield; Homer kills off celebrities so their likenesses can be exploited; the Simpsons appear in a spoof of a "Peanuts" Halloween special.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Dangerous Curves - In a series of flashbacks, Homer and Marge end up in a cabin in the woods with newlyweds Flanders and Maude; Homer and Marge's marriage is nearly ruined when they meet exciting new people during a party.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words - When Lisa discovers a talent for solving crossword puzzles, she enters a crossword tournament unaware that Homer bet against her.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    MyPods and Boomsticks - Homer thinks Bart's new Muslim friend belongs to a family of terrorists; Lisa acquires her first iPod-like device.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    The Burns and the Bees - As Lisa tries to find a habitat for endangered bees, Mr. Burns builds a state-of-the-art sports arena which happens to look like a giant hive.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Lisa the Drama Queen - Lisa's new best friend creates a fantasy world so real it threatens to drive them apart.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Take My Life, Please - When Homer discovers that he was almost elected class president in high school, an old Italian cook uses a magic pot of tomato sauce to show him an alternate version of his life.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    How the Test Was Won - Lisa freezes during a federal school assessment test; Homer tries to prevent accidents from happening after he forgets to pay an insurance bill; Skinner accompanies Bart and other underachievers on a trip to Capital City.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    No Loan Again, Naturally - When Homer and Marge's adjustable mortgage rate skyrockets, they're forced to move out of the house until Flanders purchases the property and becomes their landlord.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Gone Maggie Gone - In this "National Treasure"-like story, when Maggie disappears at a convent, Lisa goes undercover as a nun to solve a mystery involving a rare jewel.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    In the Name of the Grandfather - The Simpsons travel to Ireland, where Homer and Grampa purchase an old pub that's fallen on hard times.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Wedding for Disaster - When their marriage license turns out to be invalid, Homer asks Marge to marry him in style. But when Homer mysteriously disappears just before the wedding, Bart and Lisa search for answers.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe - Moe meets a beautiful woman in an Internet chat room who turns out to be three feet tall; Homer tries to spend more time with Maggie.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    The Good Sad and the Drugly - Bart dumps Milhouse in favor of a cute girl who volunteers her time at the retirement home; Lisa is prescribed antidepressants after she reads predictions about what Springfield will look like in 50 years.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Father Knows Worst - As a result of Homer's "helicopter parenting," Lisa employs a trendy technique for boosting her popularity, while Bart enters a balsa-wood model-building contest; Marge discovers a sauna in the basement.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh - Homer and Marge rent an apartment in tony Waverly Hills so Bart and Lisa can attend a better elementary school.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Four Great Women and a Manicure - As Marge and Lisa have their nails done, they spin four tales involving famous women: Queen Elizabeth, Snow White, Lady Macbeth and Ayn Rand.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Coming to Homerica - Springfield grapples with an immigration problem when the economy of nearby Ogdenville collapses.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Homer the Whopper - Homer ends up with a superhero's physique after he's chosen to appear in a film based on a character created by The Comic Book Guy.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Bart Gets a "Z" - Principal Skinner fires Mrs. Krabappel after she makes a drunken fool of herself at the elementary school, but what Skinner doesn't know is that Bart spiked her coffee with alcohol.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    The Great Wife Hope - Marge vows to drive mixed martial arts from Springfield by defeating a fight promoter in the ring.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Treehouse of Horror XX - Classic movie monsters are attacked by their spouses; Lisa and Bart exchange murders in a Hitchcock spoof; Bart is the key to saving Springfield from zombies; Moe's microbrewery mixes beer with Homer's blood.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    The Devil Wears Nada - Homer's life turns into nonstop misery when he becomes Carl's assistant; Marge poses for a sexy calendar.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Pranks and Greens - Skinner tells Bart about a former Springfield Elementary student who was the best prankster ever; Marge begins shopping at a natural foods store.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Rednecks and Broomsticks - Lisa befriends a group of Wiccans who are accused of blinding the people of Springfield with a spell.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    O Brother, Where Bart Thou? - Bart attempts to get Homer and Marge pregnant so he can have a brother to hang out with.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Thursdays with Abie - Homer becomes jealous when a reporter takes an interest in Grampa's life; Lisa loses a stuffed lamb that Bart brought home from school.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Once Upon a Time in Springfield - Krusty ends up playing second fiddle to Princess Penelope, a new character on his show, only to end up falling in love with the actress who plays her.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Million Dollar Maybe - Homer wins a million-dollar lottery but doesn't tell his family the news; Lisa stimulates nursing home patients with an interactive Wii-like device.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Boy Meets Curl - The Simpsons head to the Winter Olympics in Canada after Marge and Homer join a curling team; Lisa becomes addicted to collecting Olympic pins.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    The Color Yellow - Lisa discovers that her Southern ancestors helped a slave escape to freedom.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Postcards from the Wedge - Bart creates friction between Marge and Homer so he can get out of doing homework. But when the plot fails, Bart tries to destroy the elementary school by reactivating an old Springfield subway line.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Stealing First Base - Bart stirs up trouble when he kisses a girl at school; Lisa's popularity soars when she receives a failing grade on a test.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed - Flanders attempts to redeem Homer during a Bible study trip to Israel; Homer becomes delusional after getting lost in the desert and ends up believing he's the Chosen One.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    American History X-cellent - When Mr. Burns is sent to prison for possessing stolen art, he places Smithers in charge of running the nuclear power plant; Bart helps Lisa maintain an ant farm.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Chief of Hearts - After he's sentenced to perform community service, Homer befriends Chief Wiggum; Marge mistakes Bart's love for a Japanese card game for a drug addiction.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Squirt and the Whale - Lisa comes to the aid of a whale that washes up on Springfield Beach.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    To Surveil, with Love - After a bomb squad mistakenly blows up Homer's unattended gym bag, releasing radiation into the city, Springfield equips itself with surveillance cameras to deter terrorism, allowing Flanders to impose his views on others; Lisa loses a debate because of her blonde hair.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Moe Letter Blues - As Mother's Day approaches, Homer, Apu and Reverend Lovejoy receive a letter from Moe warning that he's going to run away with one of their wives.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Bob Next Door - Bart is convinced that his new neighbor is Sideshow Bob, even though the man looks nothing like his arch enemy.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Judge Me Tender - Moe discovers a talent for judging contests, leading to an appearance on the television series "American Idol;" Homer drives Marge crazy when he begins hanging around the house.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Elementary School Musical - Lisa attends a performing arts camp; Krusty stands trial in The Hague after being tricked into believing he won the Nobel Prize.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Loan-a Lisa - Lisa donates money to a microfinance bank to help Nelson's custom bicycle company; Homer games the system by purchasing expensive items from stores and, after using them for a period of time, returns them for a refund.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    MoneyBART - Lisa becomes the coach of Bart's Little League team and ends up firing Bart after he ignores her instructions.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Treehouse of Horror XXI - Bart and Milhouse use their videogame skills to save Springfield after classic board games threaten to destroy the city; a "Dead Calm" spoof features a vacationing Homer and Marge rescuing a stranger who may or may not be a murderer; Lisa falls in love with a hunky vampire in a spoof of the "Twilight" films.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life - Lisa decides she doesn't want to end up like Marge; Bart becomes the new school bully after Nelson is humiliated by a series of mishaps; Maggie becomes obsessed with owning a collectible elf figure.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Fool Monty - When a dying Mr. Burns loses his memory, the residents of Springfield exact revenge on the abusive billionaire by using him as their plaything.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? - The Simpsons decide to give away Santa's Little Helper after the dog swallows Bart's beloved carrier pigeon.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Fight Before Christmas - In four Christmas tales, Bart takes a "Polar Express"-like ride to the North Pole to ask Santa for a dirt bike; in the 1940s, Lisa worries about Marge after she's drafted to fight Nazis; Martha Stewart uses her household knowhow to spruce-up the Simpson house for the holidays; the family celebrates a Muppet-like Christmas.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Donnie Fatso - Acting as an undercover informant, Homer sets out to win the trust of mobster Fat Tony as part of the FBI's efforts to break up his crime syndicate.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Moms I'd Like to Forget - As Bart tries to determine the origin of a scar on his hand, Marge reacquaints herself with three old friends.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Flaming Moe - Smithers convinces Moe to turn his tavern into a gay bar; with Bart's help, Skinner romances the elementary school's new music teacher.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Homer the Father - Homer uses plotlines from a 1980's sitcom to deal with Bart when the boy grows obsessed with obtaining a cool mini-bike; Bart attempts to trade nuclear secrets to the Chinese government.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Blue and the Gray - Unable to get a date for Valentine's Day, Moe asks Homer to act as his "wingman" and help him attract women; Marge has her entire head of hair dyed gray after she discovers her first gray hair.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Angry Dad: The Movie - When the "Angry Dad" character is turned into an award-winning animated short film, Homer hogs the spotlight, much to Bart's dismay.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Scorpion's Tale - When Lisa discovers a wildflower that turns scorpions into blissful creatures, Homer secretly spikes Grampa's coffee with juice from the plant, turning him into a docile old man.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Midsummer's Nice Dream, A - When legendary comics Cheech and Chong split up, Cheech asks Homer to replace his old partner; Marge helps the Cat Lady empty her house of junk, only to become a hoarder herself.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Love Is a Many Strangled Thing - Homer enrolls in a fathering enrichment class, where he undergoes treatment to stop the urge to strangle Bart.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Great Simpsina - Lisa befriends an old magician who shows her how to perform one of Houdini's greatest tricks.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Real Housewives of Fat Tony - Fat Tony asks for Selma's hand in marriage; Bart discovers a talent for sniffing out truffles.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Homer Scissorhands - Homer discovers a talent for cutting women's hair; Lisa becomes puzzled when a pretty girl at school shows an interest in Milhouse.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    500 Keys - A drawer full of old keys sparks several adventures: Homer steals the Duff blimp; Bart discovers he can do no wrong; Lisa discovers a strange room beneath Springfield Elementary; Marge and Maggie chase a toy train.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Ned-liest Catch - Ned Flanders falls for Bart's teacher, Edna Krabappel, but will Krabappel's reputation for dating every guy in town spell the end of the relationship?

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Falcon and the D'ohman - Homer attempts to help a former CIA agent plagued by violent flashbacks from his past.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts - Superintendant Chalmers teaches Bart about Teddy Roosevelt after personally taking charge of the boy's education. When Chalmers loses his job, Bart and his classmates attempt to get him reinstated.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Treehouse of Horror XXII - In three terrifying Halloween tales, Homer discovers a unique way to communicate with his family after he's paralyzed by a spider-bite; a spoof of "Dexter" features Homer tricking Flanders into murdering his enemies; a spoof of the movie "Avatar" features Bart as a tentacled alien.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Replaceable You - With some help from Martin Prince, Bart constructs cute, baby seal-like robots that rival Lisa's entry in a science fair project; Homer ends up working for his new assistant.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Food Wife - As Homer and Marge vie for the kids' approval, Marge, Bart and Lisa become successful food bloggers; Homer finds himself trapped in a meth lab after Marge deliberately gives him the wrong address for a restaurant.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Book Job - After Lisa discovers that her favorite author doesn't exist, Homer forms a literary gang in hopes of writing a bestselling "tween" novel and raking in millions.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants - Burns appoints Homer the nuclear power plant's new account man, damning him to a "Mad Men"-like existence; Lisa becomes Bart's mentor.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Ten-Per-Cent Solution - After being fired from his popular kids' show, Krusty stages a comeback with help from an agent who's also an old flame.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Holidays of Future Passed - Thirty years in the future, Bart and Lisa attempt to bond with their children on Christmas; an unwed Maggie gives birth while heading home for the holidays.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson - Homer becomes a celebrity after he voices his conservative opinions on a cable talk show and attempts to convince leaders of the Republican party to nominate singer Ted Nugent for president.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The D'oh-cial Network - Lisa's idea for an online social network becomes a tremendous hit, but so many people become addicted to posting on the site, it leads to chaos.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Moe Goes from Rags to Riches - Moe's bar rag tells the story of his existence; Milhouse tires of taking abuse from Bart.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Daughter Also Rises - As Valentine's Day approaches, Marge grows concerned when Lisa finds a boyfriend; Bart and Milhouse set out on a "mythbusting" mission at Springfield Elementary.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    At Long Last Leave - Fed up with the family's negative impact on the city, townspeople banish the Simpsons from Springfield.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart - Bart becomes a famous street artist after he plasters Springfield with unflattering graffiti of Homer's likeness; Apu panics when he's forced to compete with a friendly grocery store chain featuring a South Pacific motif.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    How I Wet Your Mother - With help from one of Professor Frink's inventions, Marge and the kids enter Homer's dreams in hopes of curing him of incontinence.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Them, Robot - Homer becomes the last human employee at the nuclear power plant after Mr. Burns orders a mass firing and replaces staffers with robots.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Beware My Cheating Bart - Bart falls for Jimbo's girlfriend Shauna; Homer buys a tricked-out treadmill so he can watch old episodes of a "Lost"-like television show.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again, A - The Simpsons vacation on a cruise liner, where Bart has so much fun he concocts a scheme to keep his family aboard the ship forever.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The Spy Who Learned Me - After being injured at work, Homer is given eight weeks of paid vacation and decides to keep the news secret from his family; Bart gets Nelson hooked on Krustyburgers so he'll gain weight and stop picking on him.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Ned 'n Edna's Blend - Complications ensue when Flanders and Krabappel admit they're secretly married.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Lisa Goes Gaga - Singer Lady Gaga attempts to cheer Lisa after she's voted the most unpopular kid at school.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Moonshine River - Bart seeks out Cletus's daughter, who has started a new life in New York City; Lisa wants to take in a Broadway play but ends up performing Shakespeare in Central Park.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Treehouse of Horror XXIII - In these three Halloween tales, a black hole threatens to destroy Springfield; the Simpsons are terrorized by the unknown in a spoof of "Paranormal Activity"; Bart time travels in a spoof of "Back to the Future."

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Adventures in Baby-Getting - Marge decides she wants to conceive another child; Bart realizes Lisa is up to something mysterious and vows to find out what it is.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Gone Abie Gone - Homer and Marge search for Grampa after he disappears from the retirement home; Homer invests Lisa's college fund in an online poker Web site.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Penny-Wiseguys - While serving jury duty, Fat Tony appoints an accountant as his temporary Don; an anemic Lisa eats bugs to increase her iron level.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Tree Grows in Springfield, A - After his beloved new tablet "MyPad" computer is destroyed, a despondent Homer finds solace in a message seemingly written by God, until newsman Kent Brockman sets out to debunk the "miracle."

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The Day the Earth Stood Cool - Homer is elated when a cool dad and his family move next door, but his happiness ends when he realizes he has little in common with his new neighbors.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    To Cur, with Love - When Bart accuses Homer of not liking Santa's Little Helper, Grampa recounts the story of how Homer's heart broke after he was forced to give away his childhood dog.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Homer Goes to Prep School - The Simpsons anticipate the apocalypse after Homer inadvertently triggers a shockwave that disables all electronic devices in Springfield.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Test Before Trying, A - Bart must pass a district-wide test to save Springfield Elementary; Homer uses a discarded parking meter to steal from unsuspecting drivers.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The Changing of the Guardian - After narrowly surviving a tornado, Marge and Homer embark on a search for a couple who'll serve as Bart, Lisa and Maggie's legal guardians.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing - Bart attempts to patch things up with his old sweetheart, Mary Spuckler, and despite Lisa's input, still manages to sabotage his chances of finding love.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Hardly Kirk-ing - With Bart's help, Milhouse transforms into his father; Homer discovers a talent for finding things in hidden-picture books.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Gorgeous Grampa - With encouragement from Mr. Burns, Grampa revives a famous wrestling character from his past whom audiences love to hate, and despite Homer and Marge's objections, incorporates Bart into the act.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Black-Eyed, Please - When Flanders gives Homer a black eye, he turns to the Bible for answers; Lisa is shocked and puzzled when she discovers that a substitute teacher hates her.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Dark Knight Court - Bart stands trial in youth court after he's accused of pulling an Easter prank; after buying a comic book collection, Mr. Burns transforms into a "Batman"-like superhero.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    What Animated Women Want - In an episode that focuses on the choices people make and their outcomes, Homer attempts to save his marriage; Milhouse woos Lisa.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Pulpit Friction - Lovejoy quits the church after the Parson appoints a charismatic reverend to reinvigorate the parish; Marge tracks down her old wedding dress.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Whiskey Business - Moe's new suit catches the attention of venture capitalists, leading to the distribution of Moe's own brand of whiskey; Bart cares for Grampa; Lisa realizes that her favorite musicians have been turned into holograms.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The Fabulous Faker Boy - Bart takes piano lessons in hopes of impressing his beautiful young teacher; Homer goes completely bald; Marge teaches a Russian man how to drive.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The Saga of Carl - Homer, Moe and Lenny travel to Iceland to retrieve lottery winnings that Carl ran off with.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Dangers on a Train - Homer secretly reconstructs a kiddy train as Marge's anniversary present; Marge attracts the attention of a potential paramour online.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Homerland - When Homer returns from a Nuclear Workers Convention and begins behaving strangely, Lisa worries that her father has been brainwashed and is now part of a terrorist plot to blow up the power plant.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Treehouse of Horror XXIV - In three terrifying Halloween tales, Bart, Lisa and Maggie receive a visit from a nightmarish Dr. Seuss-like character, The Fat in the Hat; when Bart is decapitated, his head is sewn onto Lisa's body; Homer plots to kill Moe at a circus freak show.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Four Regrettings and a Funeral - A Springfield funeral prompts Marge, Kent Brockman, Homer and Mr. Burns to reexamine a crucial decision in their lives one that has brought them the most regret.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    YOLO - After experiencing a midlife crisis, Homer reaches out to an old pen pal; when a cheating scandal rocks Springfield Elementary, Lisa establishes an honor code.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Labor Pains - Homer gets trapped in an elevator with a pregnant woman and helps deliver her baby; Lisa helps underpaid cheerleaders organize so they can demand a salary increase from a greedy football team owner.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The Kid Is All Right - Lisa is elated to befriend Isabel, a smart new student at school, only to realize that she and Isabel are on opposite sides of the political spectrum.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Yellow Subterfuge - Bart seeks revenge after Skinner prevents him from attending a school field trip aboard a submarine; Lisa suggests to the financially-strapped Krusty that he sell the foreign rights to his television show.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    White Christmas Blues - As Christmas approaches, Marge transforms the house into a bed and breakfast after Springfield becomes the only town in America to receive snowfall; Lisa vows to give her loved ones modest gifts that come from the heart.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Steal This Episode - Homer is put on trial after the FBI catches him illegally downloading movies from the Internet.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Married to the Blob - The Comic Book Guy marries a Japanese woman, only to discover that the woman's father disapproves of the union.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Specs and the City - Homer uses augmented reality glasses to spy on Marge; Nelson demands a Valentine's Day card from Bart.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Diggs - Bart befriends a fellow student and falconry expert, only to discover that the boy suffers from mental illness.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The Man Who Grew Too Much - Sideshow Bob genetically alters his DNA, giving him superhuman strength; Marge volunteers as a teen abstinence counselor.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The Winter of His Content - When the Simpsons allow members of the retirement community to move in with them, Marge worries that Homer is picking up their habits and is turning into an old man; a gang of bullies accepts Bart as one of their own.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The War of Art - Homer convinces Marge to sell a painting that was purchased from Milhouse's parents at a yard sale, a painting that turns out to be worth a great deal of money.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee - After Lisa delivers a school report on why her father is her hero, Homer is tapped to referee World Cup soccer in Brazil.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Luca$ - Lisa falls for a competitive eater who subconsciously reminds her of Homer; after Bart hides Jailbird from the police, he begins receiving stolen gifts.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Days of Future Future - Thirty years in the future, Bart tries to reestablish his relationship with his estranged wife, Jenda; Lisa thinks Milhouse is far more interesting after he's bitten by a zombie.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    What to Expect When Bart's Expecting - Bart uses voodoo in an attempt to get rid of an art teacher, but when the teacher ends up getting pregnant, word spreads that Bart can help couples conceive.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Brick Like Me - After Homer bonds with Lisa, Homer's imagination creates a world in which everything is made of Lego toys.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Pay Pal - As Mother's Day approaches, after Homer and Marge's attempt to befriend other couples fails miserably, Lisa discovers a shocking secret about her new best friend.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The Yellow Badge of Cowardge - Bart is overcome with guilt after an act of cowardice leads to his winning a school race; Homer vows to hold his own Fourth of July fireworks display after Springfield's holiday celebration is cancelled.

  • The League
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    The Bachelor Draft - The League travels to Los Angeles for Andre and Trixie's destination wedding. Ruxin refuses to do his Sacko punishments and Shiva Champion Ted has a few surprises for everyone at the draft, including JJ Watt.

  • The League
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    The Von Nowzick Wedding - The wedding weekend continues but what happened at the draft comes back to haunt everyone. We meet Andre's parents. Ruxin wrestles J.J. Watt for control of his fantasy team.

  • The League
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Chalupa vs. The Cutlet - Kevin and Jenny discover that Jay and Kristen Cutler's kid is attending the same preschool. Pete tries to cheer up Andre with a little help from Snoop Dogg. Taco gives away control of his team.

  • The League
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Rafi and Dirty Randy - When their friend is murdered, Rafi and Dirty Randy (Seth Rogen) head to L.A. to avenge his death and break into the mainstream porn business.

  • The League
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    The Bye Week - Ruxin misses his flight for a business trip and decides to hide out in Chicago instead of going home. Taco Corp. gets its first Worldwide Headquarters.

  • The League
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Heavy Petting - Taco Corp. starts a petting zoo business, Kevin and Ellie rebel when Jenny tries to get the family to adopt a healthier lifestyle. Pete uses Andre as a Trade Maid.

  • Paid Programming
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Paid Programming - No description available

  • Paid Programming
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Paid Programming - No description available

  • Paid Programming
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Paid Programming - No description available

  • Paid Programming
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Paid Programming - No description available

  • Paid Programming
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Paid Programming - No description available

  • Paid Programming
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Paid Programming - No description available

  • Paid Programming
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Paid Programming - No description available

  • Paid Programming
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Paid Programming - No description available

  • The Hughleys
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Daddy's Lil' Girl - Darryl brings Sydney to a store with very revealing clothes, against Yvonne's protest. Sydney convinced Darryl that she was only going to buy a shirt that was not fit for a "Hootchie" but she went out of control and bought very revealing clothes just because she won a contest to meet rapper Lil' Romeo.

  • The Hughleys
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    The Keepin' It Real World - After being lured into a time-share scam, Darryl and company become trapped in a cabin in the woods and are forced to confront some "real world" issues.

  • The Hughleys
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    One Foot in the Grave-y - Darryl's mother, Hattie Mae, wrests control of Thanksgiving dinner from Yvonne, forcing Darryl to make a stand. Also, Shari bets Milsap and Dave that she's more football-savvy than they are.

  • The Hughleys
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    I'm Dreaming of a Slight Christmas - Believing that Michael and Sydney are spoiled, Darryl and Yvonne show the kids what the true meaning of Christmas is. Meanwhile, the family's Christmas cheer is endangered when Shari accidentally gives the kids' new presents to a foster-child facility.

  • Mad About You
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Love Among the Tiles - On Valentine's Day, while getting ready for a party, Paul & Jamie get stuck in the bathroom when the doorknob breaks. They spend the time trying to break the door down, painting toenails, eating antacid pills for food and more.

  • Mad About You
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    The Billionaire - Jerry Lewis guest stars as Freddie Statler, an extremely wealthy man. He wants Paul to film a documentary of his life. Paul hires a film editor/cameraman who turns out to be very low key and slow moving.

  • Mad About You
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    The Man Who Said Hello - Paul is painfully embarrassed after an incident when his overbearing and eccentric father, Burt, causes a scene to get the attention of TV show hosts Regis and Joy Philbin and afterward, gets invited as a guest on their live TV talk show. As a result of the media attention, Burt is treated with support and compassion while Paul is treated with hostility by the press as the "disapproving son."

  • Arrested Development
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Making a Stand - Michael is tired of his father always having GOB compete with him, so Michael gets GOB his own banana stand franchise, only to find that GOB has set it up 20 feet from the old one. After the two compete, they decide to teach their father an elaborate lesson, and Buster refuses to use his handicap to scare kids. Meanwhile, Maeby uses Lucille's surgery in a horror film.

  • Arrested Development
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    S.O.B.s - George Sr. suggests a last-ditch effort to save the family by holding a fund raiser to raise money to pay their legal expenses. Michael suggests to Lindsay that she take over the house work, and he sends George-Michael to an expensive boarding school. Meanwhile, Maeby has trouble with a snowboarding film and Tobias tries to be a "discipline daddy."

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Leslie's House - Did Leslie abuse her power by bringing in community center teachers to her house to help throw a dinner party to impress her new suitor?

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Sweetums - Leslie and Ron become adversaries when a dishonest candy company vies for a concessions contract, while everybody else in the department reluctantly helps Tom move out of his house.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Galentine's Day - Leslie and Justin try to reunite Leslie's Mom with an old flame for Valentine's Day, only to discover he's a total loon. And Justin's rude behavior during the entire episode causes Leslie to look at him in a new light.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Woman of the Year - Leslie is upset when Ron wins a coveted "Woman of the Year" award, Tom looks for investors for a new night club, and Andy considers moving into his own place.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Shelter Island - Ted and Stella move up their wedding date, but the wedding may not go off as planned after Ted breaks the "No Exes Rule" and invites Robin to come in from Japan for the wedding.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Happily Ever After - The gang tries to hide from Stella when they discover that they are eating at the same restaurant.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Not a Father's Day - While Barney celebrates a pregnancy false alarm, Marshall and Lily try to figure out if it's time to have a baby.

  • FXX Movie XXX
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    A nihilist extreme sports enthusiast is blackmailed into government service for his skills and expendability. The new secret agent is assigned to infiltrate a Russian crime ring, whose access to biochemical weaponry is making the United States extremely nervous.

  • FXX Movie The Day the Earth Stood Still
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    An alien named Klaatu arrives on Earth to warn of an impending global crisis. When Earth's forces treat the extraterrestrial as hostile, a scientist and her estranged stepson must convince the entity that mankind is worth saving - but it may be too late.

  • The Simpsons
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Homer the Whopper - Homer ends up with a superhero's physique after he's chosen to appear in a film based on a character created by The Comic Book Guy.

  • The Simpsons
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Bart Gets a "Z" - Principal Skinner fires Mrs. Krabappel after she makes a drunken fool of herself at the elementary school, but what Skinner doesn't know is that Bart spiked her coffee with alcohol.

  • The Simpsons
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    The Great Wife Hope - Marge vows to drive mixed martial arts from Springfield by defeating a fight promoter in the ring.

  • The Simpsons
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    The Devil Wears Nada - Homer's life turns into nonstop misery when he becomes Carl's assistant; Marge poses for a sexy calendar.

  • The Simpsons
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Pranks and Greens - Skinner tells Bart about a former Springfield Elementary student who was the best prankster ever; Marge begins shopping at a natural foods store.

  • The Simpsons
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Bart the Genius - Bart is believed to be a genius after he switches I.Q. tests with brainy Martin Prince.

  • The Simpsons
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    Homer's Odyssey - Fired from his job at the Nuclear Power Plant, Homer decides to embark on a campaign to make all of Springfield safer.

  • The Simpsons
    X Tuesday September 2, 2014

    There's No Disgrace Like Home - After attending the annual company picnic, Homer becomes jealous of fellow employees with "normal" families. He decides to enlist the aid of psychologist Marvin Monroe to treat his wife and children.

  • The League
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    The Bringer Show - Andre is taking a stand up class. Jenny joins a women's investment club. Pete will play Ruxin with two open slots on his team - the ultimate act of fantasy disrespect.

  • The League
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    Flowers for Taco - Chalupa Batman's first words cause fantasy friction between Kevin and Jenny. Ruxin's dog loses interest in Jenny. Taco is forced to face life without marijuana. Andre has never been pooped on by a bird.

  • The League
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    The Automatic Faucet - Pete's lineups at work are out-performing his fantasy roster. Andre makes a trade with Jenny that could threaten his career. Rafi and Taco try to cash in on Kevin's mortality.

  • The League
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    The Near Death Flex-perience - Taco opens a pubic barber shop, Kevin's near death Flex-perience with Greg Jennings causes trouble with Jenny. Andre discovers a patient's electronic voice box sounds just like Ruxin.

  • The League
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    The Credit Card Alert - Ellie's basketball coach (Erin Heatherton) makes life tough on everyone. Pete dates a married woman and Andre tries to help with a trade.

  • The League
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    Baby Geoffrey Jesus - It's the playoffs for the Shiva. Ruxin and Sofia battle over what religion Baby Geoffrey will be. Andre tries a long con. Kevin worries he has been taking Jenny for granted.

  • The League
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    The 8 Defensive Points of Hanukkah - The Shiva and The Ruxin are on the line. Andre confronts the #1 Plastic Surgeon in Chicago (Aziz Ansari). Rafi tries to collect a debt from Ruxin's sister Rebecca (Lizzy Kaplan). TacoCorp. launches The Eskimo Brothers Database.

  • Paid Programming
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    Paid Programming - No description available

  • Paid Programming
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    Paid Programming - No description available

  • Paid Programming
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    Paid Programming - No description available

  • Paid Programming
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    Paid Programming - No description available

  • Paid Programming
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    Paid Programming - No description available

  • Paid Programming
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    Paid Programming - No description available

  • Paid Programming
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    Paid Programming - No description available

  • The Hughleys
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    I Have a Scheme - When Michael leads the neighborhood effort to rename their street after Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Darryl puts the plan into jeopardy by alienating a neighbor with a particularly egregious breach of political correctness.

  • The Hughleys
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    Smells Like Free Spirit - Darryl's wild 17-year-old niece Carly, an aspiring singer, arrives for an unexpected visit.

  • The Hughleys
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    Leaving Las Vegas - Darryl's planned Valentine's Day surprise for Yvonne - a weekend vacation - turns into a bust when they're stranded at the airport. Meanwhile, Milsap is left in charge of Michael and Sydney.

  • The Hughleys
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    Bored of the Rings - Darryl is shocked to learn his parents have split up, and attempts to facilitate a reconciliation. Meanwhile, Michael attempts to choreograph Sydney's talent show in an effort to make a lasting impression on her girlfriends.

  • Mad About You
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    Swept Away - Jamie's sister Lisa goes on a date with a new guy. Jamie imagines the worst. As the new relationship continues, Jamie continues to worry and probe. Lisa tells her not to worry because she is happy.

  • Mad About You
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    The Spy Who Loved Me - Paul finds out that Jamie has a former TV star as a client. Paul and Ira still adore the former spy girl from the show. At a dinner, Ira takes spy girl back to the apartment, but spy girl does not remember Ira the next day.

  • Mad About You
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    The Painter - Paul feels no jealousy about leaving Jamie alone in the apartment with an ex-boyfriend of hers when she hires him to paint the place, but Paul gets an unpleasant surprise when he returns home from work and finds the guy in bed with, of all people... Fran. From then on, Paul and Jamie somehow get involved in finding out how Mark and Fran decided to split up.

  • Arrested Development
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    Fakin' It - As the family's upcoming deposition nears, they participate in a mock trial, hosted by Judge Reinhold. Michael searches for a mysterious witness on the list, while the prosecuting attorney makes Michael an offer he cant refuse. Meanwhile, GOB practices his ventriloquism act, and Buster fakes a coma to get out of testifying.

  • Arrested Development
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    Family Ties - Michael's quest to locate the mysterious "N. Bluth" leads him to Nellie, a prostitute who he believes is his long-lost sister, and the woman who just might be able to clear everything up. Meanwhile, Buster's fake coma incurs the wrath of real doctors.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    The Possum - Leslie puts together a task force at the mayor's request to catch a possum at the golf course, while Mark forces Ron to get his personal building up to code.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    Park Safety - Leslie goes on a crusade to improve park safety after Jerry is mugged, which is later discovered to be a lie. Meanwhile, Ron tries to teach the office self-defense, but winds up injuring Andy instead.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    Summer Catalog - Preparing the Summer Events Catalog, Leslie decides to take Ron and the past directors of the Parks Department out for a picnic lunch. Tom enlists the help of Ann and Mark to pose for the cover photo.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    94 Meetings - Leslie goes all out to save a gazebo at a mansion on the historical register from being destroyed, while April gets in trouble with Ron when she accidentally schedules 93 meetings for him on the same day.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    Woooo! - Lily is disappointed to discover that Robin is secretly a "Woooo! Girl," and Barney secretly sabotages Ted's chance to get the contract to design a new bank skyscraper.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    The Naked Man - When the gang learns that a bold, desperation date move got Robin into bed, Ted and Barney decide to try it out for themselves.

  • FXX Movie The Day the Earth Stood Still
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    An alien named Klaatu arrives on Earth to warn of an impending global crisis. When Earth's forces treat the extraterrestrial as hostile, a scientist and her estranged stepson must convince the entity that mankind is worth saving - but it may be too late.

  • FXX Movie Red Riding Hood
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    A rural village quakes in fear of the monstrous evil that has awoken when residents are slaughtered during the full moon. The arrival of a sadistic werewolf hunter portends a vicious witch hunt in which no one is safe - not even at Grandmother's house.

  • FXX Movie Snow White and the Huntsman
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    When Snow White - the only person in the land fairer than the evil queen - escapes her imprisonment, the queen sends her soldiers out to kill her, led by a local huntsman. But with the huntsman's help, Snow White will train in the art of war to end the evil queen's reign.

  • The League
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    Sitting Shiva - Kevin struggles with being married to the Shiva champ. Andre's newfound confidence is unbearable. Taco hits the links. The guys attend a funeral.

  • Ali G Rezurection
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    FBI - Ali G learns how the FBI keeps America safe. Borat visits the English Countryside to try hunting.

  • The League
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    Sitting Shiva - Kevin struggles with being married to the Shiva champ. Andre's newfound confidence is unbearable. Taco hits the links. The guys attend a funeral.

  • Ali G Rezurection
    X Wednesday September 3, 2014

    FBI - Ali G learns how the FBI keeps America safe. Borat visits the English Countryside to try hunting.

  • The League
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Baby Geoffrey Jesus - It's the playoffs for the Shiva. Ruxin and Sofia battle over what religion Baby Geoffrey will be. Andre tries a long con. Kevin worries he has been taking Jenny for granted.

  • The League
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    The 8 Defensive Points of Hanukkah - The Shiva and The Ruxin are on the line. Andre confronts the #1 Plastic Surgeon in Chicago (Aziz Ansari). Rafi tries to collect a debt from Ruxin's sister Rebecca (Lizzy Kaplan). TacoCorp. launches The Eskimo Brothers Database.

  • The League
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Sitting Shiva - Kevin struggles with being married to the Shiva champ. Andre's newfound confidence is unbearable. Taco hits the links. The guys attend a funeral.

  • Ali G Rezurection
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    FBI - Ali G learns how the FBI keeps America safe. Borat visits the English Countryside to try hunting.

  • The Simpsons
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed - Flanders attempts to redeem Homer during a Bible study trip to Israel; Homer becomes delusional after getting lost in the desert and ends up believing he's the Chosen One.

  • The Simpsons
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    American History X-cellent - When Mr. Burns is sent to prison for possessing stolen art, he places Smithers in charge of running the nuclear power plant; Bart helps Lisa maintain an ant farm.

  • Paid Programming
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

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  • Paid Programming
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

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  • Paid Programming
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Paid Programming - No description available

  • Paid Programming
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Paid Programming - No description available

  • Paid Programming
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

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  • Paid Programming
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

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  • Paid Programming
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

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  • Paid Programming
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

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  • The Hughleys
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Jump the Jump - When Michael's fear of heights prevents him from participating in a school rope climbing project, Darryl is compelled to reveal that he, too, has long shared the same phobia. Together they choose to face their fears in the ultimate test: a perilous skydiving adventure.

  • The Hughleys
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    You've Got Male - Sydney receives a new computer, but is warned not to go into any chat rooms, which she does.

  • The Hughleys
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Directed by Darryl Hughley - In pursuit of a kiss from his dream girl, Michael joins the school production of Damn Yankees and finds that his father, who is directing, may jeopardize his plans.

  • The Hughleys
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    How Hattie Got Her Groove Back - Darryl is unhappy when he discovers that his mother Hattie Mae is involved with her piano teacher. Michael's Mother's Day gift for Yvonne causes a rift between Yvonne and Sally.

  • Mad About You
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Happy Anniversary - Paul and Jamie's friends Fran and Mark are separating. Paul & Jamie listen to Fran one night, and Mark the next. Paul & Jamie plan their one year anniversary celebration. Jamie feels she is betraying their friends with her happiness.

  • Mad About You
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Murray's Tale - Lisa manages to lose Paul and Jamie's dog, Murray, when she takes him out for a walk, and returns with another Collie breed Jamie knows isn't the real Murray since the dog responds to commands, which prompts an all night search by Lisa and Ira in the park, Fran with Paul's listless and un-energetic cameraman, Warren, in her car and a trip by Jamie and Paul to the police station.

  • Mad About You
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Bing, Bang, Boom - Paul takes the night off from work so he and Jamie can spend the night together. Each time they start to be romantic, something interrupts: Murray running across the bed, wrong music, phone calls, and more.

  • Arrested Development
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Exit Strategy - GOB heads to Iraq via his participation in the U.S.O., where he is quickly arrested and being held by the U.S. military. The prosecutors believe this is treasonous, so Michael and Buster head to Iraq to free GOB. There, they visit the house they built and discover what's really inside.

  • Arrested Development
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Development Arrested - After returning home from Iraq, George Sr. is finally cleared of all charges, and Michael is relieved to be the head of a successful company for a change. The real brains behind the madness is revealed, and just as the family begins to celebrate their victory, a whole new set of problems emerge.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Telethon - Leslie struggles to stay awake and fill the overnight hours at a local telethon when Tom and celebrity guest Detlef Schrempf are sidetracked at a nightclub, and the answer to her problems could be a surprise marriage proposal.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    The Master Plan - Everyone is excited about celebrating April's 21st birthday except Leslie, who is preoccupied with the prospect of her budget being cut by the state auditor's office.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Freddy Spaghetti - The government is shut down and the parks are closed, but Leslie tries to skirt the rules to hold a children's concert in the vacant lot. Meanwhile, will April's jealousy of Ann keep her from getting together with Andy?

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Go Big or Go Home - Leslie encourages Ann to go on a date with Chris so that she can ask for money for Leslie's department, while Ron, Andy, and Tom put together a two-team youth basketball league.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    The Fight - The guys get invited to fight alongside Doug the Bartender. However, the fight doesn't go exactly how they imagined it to.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Little Minnesota - Ted tries to keep his irresponsible sister from hooking up with Barney during her trip to New York, and Robin starts hanging out with Marshall at a bar for Minnesotans, not telling them that she's really Canadian.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Benefits - Ted and Robin discover that sex with each other solve their fights as roommates, which makes Barney very jealous and angry. Meanwhile, Marshall reveals that he's too embarrassed to use the office bathroom.

  • FXX Movie Red Riding Hood
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    A rural village quakes in fear of the monstrous evil that has awoken when residents are slaughtered during the full moon. The arrival of a sadistic werewolf hunter portends a vicious witch hunt in which no one is safe - not even at Grandmother's house.

  • FXX Movie Snow White and the Huntsman
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    When Snow White - the only person in the land fairer than the evil queen - escapes her imprisonment, the queen sends her soldiers out to kill her, led by a local huntsman. But with the huntsman's help, Snow White will train in the art of war to end the evil queen's reign.

  • The Simpsons
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Rednecks and Broomsticks - Lisa befriends a group of Wiccans who are accused of blinding the people of Springfield with a spell.

  • The Simpsons
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    O Brother, Where Bart Thou? - Bart attempts to get Homer and Marge pregnant so he can have a brother to hang out with.

  • The Simpsons
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Thursdays with Abie - Homer becomes jealous when a reporter takes an interest in Grampa's life; Lisa loses a stuffed lamb that Bart brought home from school.

  • The Simpsons
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Once Upon a Time in Springfield - Krusty ends up playing second fiddle to Princess Penelope, a new character on his show, only to end up falling in love with the actress who plays her.

  • The Simpsons
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Million Dollar Maybe - Homer wins a million-dollar lottery but doesn't tell his family the news; Lisa stimulates nursing home patients with an interactive Wii-like device.

  • The Simpsons
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Bart the General - Grandpa Simpson aids Bart in his war against a school bully and his gang.

  • The Simpsons
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    Moaning Lisa - Lisa befriends a saxophone player when she develops a case of the blues.

  • The Simpsons
    X Thursday September 4, 2014

    The Call of the Simpsons - Homer is mistaken for Bigfoot when he takes his family on a trip into the wilderness in their new camper.

  • FXX Movie 10 Things I Hate About You
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    When arriving as his new school, a teen boy instantly becomes smitten with a beautiful and popular girl, but she is not allowed to date unless her surly older sister does. His only hope is to enlist the help of the school troublemaker with a reputation as nasty as the sister's.

  • Paid Programming
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Paid Programming - No description available

  • Paid Programming
    X Friday August 29, 2014

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  • Paid Programming
    X Friday August 29, 2014

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    X Friday August 29, 2014

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    X Friday August 29, 2014

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    X Friday August 29, 2014

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    X Friday August 29, 2014

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    X Friday August 29, 2014

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  • Paid Programming
    X Friday August 29, 2014

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  • Paid Programming
    X Friday August 29, 2014

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  • The Hughleys
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    It's a Girl (Part 1) - Milsap and Darryl attend their 20th high-school reunion, where Milsap learns that he became a father after the 15th reunion. Darryl reunites with a former girlfriend.

  • The Hughleys
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    It's a Girl (Part 2) - In the series finale, Darryl faces the music - and possibly the end of his marriage - when Yvonne learns what happened between him and his old flame Camille at their high-school reunion.

  • The Hughleys
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Pilot - In the series premiere, Darryl Hughley and his family are getting settled into their new home in the L.A. suburbs, but Darryl keeps seeing racism where there is none and lets his best friend Milsap scare him into thinking that he's on the "slippery slope" to losing his blackness.

  • The Hughleys
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Carpool - Yvonne asks Darryl to carpool for a few days, but things do not work out when the other kids' moms vote him out the day before Yvonne is to appear before city council.

  • Mad About You
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Bedfellows - Paul's father Burt has a small heart attack. While he is in the hospital, Paul & Jamie stay with his mother Sylvia. Sylvia manages to make her backhand compliments to Jamie and Paul's sister, while treating Paul still as a young child.

  • Mad About You
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Married to the Job - After a hard day at work, the Buchmans go out to eat at Riff's Bar/Restaurant where Paul complains about his meddlesome new producer, Lou Bonaparte, for his latest documentary film about New York City, and Jamie counters with all about her sexist, credit-grabbing boss, who happens to be sitting quite near them.

  • Mad About You
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    So I Married a Hair Murderer - Since Jamie is now out of a job, she is restless and finds things to do that end up annoying Paul.

  • Arrested Development
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Pilot - Widower Michael Bluth has been working for his father's development company since he was a teenager manning the family's frozen banana stand, and he and his son George Michael have gone so far as to move into one of the company's model homes. So when his father George Sr. throws his retirement party on the family yacht, Michael expects that he will be announced as his father's successor. Instead, Michael gets two surprises: His mother is the new President, and his father is under investigation by the SEC. So Michael has to hold his wildly dysfunctional family together.

  • Arrested Development
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Top Banana - Michael suspects that George Sr. is running the business from inside prison. George Michael is made manager of the banana stand, and Michael gives GOB a letter to mail after Lucille suggests that he be included in the business.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Three Days of Snow - During a historic blizzard, Ted and Barney get an opportunity to run their own bar, while Marshall and Lily try to defy the odds and continue one of their cherished traditions.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    The Possimplible - Robin needs to find a television job in seven days or else she loses her work visa, and Barney volunteers to come to her aid.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    The Stinsons - The guys find out that Barney is pretending to have a wife and son to make his mother happy, but the charade is blown when Ted makes a move on Barney's "wife."

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Sorry Bro - Ted meets with his ex-girlfriend from college--a girlfriend who cheated on him constantly and Marshall and Lily can't stand, and Marshall tells the story about how he forgot to bring his pants to work.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    The Front Porch - Ted becomes angry with Lily when he finds out that she has been sabotaging all his relationships that she did not approve of, including his relationship with Robin.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    The Flu - Leslie gets the flu right before an important fund-raising pitch for the Harvest Festival, Chris tries frantically to avoid catching the bug, and Ron hires Andy to replace April while she is out.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Time Capsule - A crackpot handcuffs himself to a pipe in Leslie's office and demands that "Twilight" be placed in the Pawnee Time Capsule, and Chris tries to help Andy woo April in spite of Ann's reservations.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Ron and Tammy: Part Two - After Ron breaks up with Tom's ex-wife, he decides to get back together with his Tammy, much to everyone's horror. Meanwhile, Leslie and Ben try to get the local police to donate their services to the upcoming Harvest Festival.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Media Blitz - Leslie hits the Pawnee media circuit to promote the Harvest Festival, but Ben freaks out on air when his past is exposed. Meanwhile, April threatens Andy that she'll leave for Indianapolis unless he does her chores.

  • FXX Movie 10 Things I Hate About You
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    When arriving as his new school, a teen boy instantly becomes smitten with a beautiful and popular girl, but she is not allowed to date unless her surly older sister does. His only hope is to enlist the help of the school troublemaker with a reputation as nasty as the sister's.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    The Telltale Head - Bart attempts to impress his new friends by vandalizing a statue of the town's founding father, Jebediah Springfield.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Life on the Fast Lane - Marge contemplates having an affair with a local womanizer after Homer selfishly buys her a bowling ball for her birthday.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Homer's Night Out - Bart photographs Homer with belly-dancer Princess Kashmir. Marge will only forgive her husband when he proves to Bart that all women are not merely sexual objects.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    The Crêpes of Wrath - To Homer's delight, Bart is sent to France for the summer as part of a student exchange program.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Boy Meets Curl - The Simpsons head to the Winter Olympics in Canada after Marge and Homer join a curling team; Lisa becomes addicted to collecting Olympic pins.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    The Color Yellow - Lisa discovers that her Southern ancestors helped a slave escape to freedom.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Postcards from the Wedge - Bart creates friction between Marge and Homer so he can get out of doing homework. But when the plot fails, Bart tries to destroy the elementary school by reactivating an old Springfield subway line.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Stealing First Base - Bart stirs up trouble when he kisses a girl at school; Lisa's popularity soars when she receives a failing grade on a test.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed - Flanders attempts to redeem Homer during a Bible study trip to Israel; Homer becomes delusional after getting lost in the desert and ends up believing he's the Chosen One.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Krusty Gets Busted - When Homer positively identifies Krusty the Clown as an armed robber, Bart attempts to clear his idol's name.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Some Enchanted Evening - Marge and Homer unwittingly leave their children in the care of a villainous babysitter when they attempt to rekindle their marriage.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Bart Gets an "F" - Bart must pass a critical history test or he will be held back a grade.

  • FXX Movie Stealing Harvard
    X Saturday September 6, 2014

    A responsible, hardworking guy has saved up $30,000 to marry his girlfriend and buy her dream house when his promise to pay his niece's tuition to Harvard threatens his plans. His layabout best friend concocts a solution - turning to a life of crime for the next two weeks in order to steal another $30,000.

  • Paid Programming
    X Saturday September 6, 2014

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    X Saturday September 6, 2014

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    X Saturday September 6, 2014

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    X Saturday September 6, 2014

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    X Saturday September 6, 2014

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    X Saturday September 6, 2014

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    X Saturday September 6, 2014

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    X Saturday September 6, 2014

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    X Saturday September 6, 2014

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    X Saturday September 6, 2014

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  • Freaks and Geeks
    X Saturday September 6, 2014

    Looks and Books - After Lindsay crashes the Weir family car while trying to help drive Daniel and his friends around, her parents indefinitely ground her and forbid her from seeing the gang of freaks ever again. Shaken up by the experience, Lindsay gladly abides and tries to reassociate herself with her old friends, including Millie. In the process, she rejoins the mathlete team and reveals her competitive side. Meanwhile, after a new hair style doesn't impress Cindy, Sam decides to dress more attractively, buying a powder blue disco jumpsuit. The attire gives him nothing but negative attention.

  • Arrested Development
    X Saturday September 6, 2014

    Bringing Up Buster - Lucille suggests that Buster be included in the family activities, but Buster is reluctant to leave his mother's apartment in hopes of avoiding Lucille 2. Meanwhile, Tobias takes over the directing duties for the high school play to rather disastrous results.

  • Arrested Development
    X Saturday September 6, 2014

    Key Decisions - Determined not to be upstaged by his actress girlfriend, GOB decides to pull an elaborate escape at the Orange County Prison, where George Sr. is being held. Meanwhile, Michael falls for GOB's girlfriend Marta.

  • Arrested Development
    X Saturday September 6, 2014

    Charity Drive - To help the company's image, Lindsay returns to her roots - charity fund raisers. While Lindsay is the most charitable member of the family, Michael tries to prove he's a more charitable person by helping a woman he thinks is his mother's housekeeper. Maebe, defying her parents, decide to break into the permit office, using George-Michael's help, and they learn a shocking secret about the Bluth Company. Meanwhile, Buster accidentally bids on his mother's social rival Lucille Austero at a charity bachelorette auction.

  • Arrested Development
    X Saturday September 6, 2014

    Visiting Ours - Michael gets a tip about the company's international accounts, and has GOB question the office secretary Kitty about them. But that's not before Michael does the unthinkable - setting up a conjugal visit between George Sr. and Lucille.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Saturday September 6, 2014

    Leslie vs. April - Leslie and April clash over a proposed dog park, Ben receives a slew of job offers, and Andy uses his detective skills to find out who stole his computer.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Saturday September 6, 2014

    Pawnee Commons - Leslie wants to reject a great park idea just because the designer comes from Eagleton, Tom begins his new business venture with a new fiscal approach, and Andy and April find a way to make Andy's new security job more exciting.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Saturday September 6, 2014

    Ron and Diane - Tammy shows up at an awards ceremony to sabotage Ron's new relationship, and four of Jerry's co-workers are shocked that he's throwing a Christmas party without them.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Saturday September 6, 2014

    Two Parties - Leslie's bachelorette party is ruined after councilman Jamm backs out of a promise, and Chris throws Ben a bachelor party that everyone will remember.

  • FXX Movie Stealing Harvard
    X Saturday September 6, 2014

    A responsible, hardworking guy has saved up $30,000 to marry his girlfriend and buy her dream house when his promise to pay his niece's tuition to Harvard threatens his plans. His layabout best friend concocts a solution - turning to a life of crime for the next two weeks in order to steal another $30,000.

  • FXX Movie Man of the House
    X Saturday September 6, 2014

    After witnessing the murder of a federal informant, a group of cheerleaders from the University of Texas need temporary protection, so a hard-nosed Texas Ranger goes undercover - as their cheerleading coach.

  • FXX Movie Easy A
    X Saturday September 6, 2014

    A high school student decides to whip up a spicy white lie just to make things interesting, and in no time the entire student body is abuzz over her weekend of debauchery. Of course, not a word of it is true, but that doesn't stop everyone in school from talking.

  • FXX Movie Dear John
    X Saturday September 6, 2014

    A young soldier home on temporary leave falls for an idealistic college girl on spring break. Over the next seven years, the love letters she sends are the only things that keep him going. However, those heartfelt correspondences ultimately yield consequences that neither the brave soldier nor his one true love could foresee.

  • FXX Movie The Vow
    X Saturday September 6, 2014

    A young couple's car crash leaves the wife comatose, and when she wakes up, not only does she not recognize her husband, but her last memory is of being engaged to her ex-fiancé. When all his efforts to make his wife fall in love with him again fail, her husband must to decide whether he should move on with his life.

  • FXX Movie The Vow
    X Saturday September 6, 2014

    A young couple's car crash leaves the wife comatose, and when she wakes up, not only does she not recognize her husband, but her last memory is of being engaged to her ex-fiancé. When all his efforts to make his wife fall in love with him again fail, her husband must to decide whether he should move on with his life.

  • FXX Movie Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    A small-town grocery bagger going nowhere in life discovers that his conservative parents were once adult film stars. Armed with the belief that he has found his destiny, he packs up and heads out to Los Angeles, hoping to follow in his parents' footsteps.

  • FXX Movie Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    A small-town grocery bagger going nowhere in life discovers that his conservative parents were once adult film stars. Armed with the belief that he has found his destiny, he packs up and heads out to Los Angeles, hoping to follow in his parents' footsteps.

  • Paid Programming
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    Paid Programming - No description available

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    X Sunday September 7, 2014

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  • Paid Programming
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

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  • Paid Programming
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

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  • Paid Programming
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

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    X Sunday September 7, 2014

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  • Arrested Development
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    In God We Trust - It's time for the annual Living Classics Pageant, and Barry makes a deal with Michael to get George Sr. out in time to take part in the pageant's signature exhibit - Michaelangelo's The Creation Of Adam. But there is no god when George Sr. makes plans to escape.

  • Arrested Development
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    The My Mother Car - Michael cannot remember anything about the car accident he and Lucille were in. While he's trying to piece together the accident, GOB thinks Michael is planning to escape to South America with his father. Meanwhile, Lindsay makes repeated visits to the prison in hopes of scoring a date.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    The Perfect Week - When Barney is about to complete the perfect week - landing seven different girls in seven days - the gang roots him on in order to forget about their own miserable week.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    Rabbit or Duck - Barney runs into problems when he displays his cell phone number during the Super Bowl, Ted asks Marshall and Lily to arrange a marriage for him, and Robin thinks that her co-anchor has asked her out on a date.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    Hooked - When the gang tries to convince Ted that he is being strung along by Tiffany, they reflect about relationships where each of them has been in the same situation.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    Of Course - After the guys discover that Robin deliberately got Barney hooked up with an incompatible female writer, they find out that that they didn't realize that Robin hasn't been handling their breakup very well.

  • FXX Movie Man of the House
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    After witnessing the murder of a federal informant, a group of cheerleaders from the University of Texas need temporary protection, so a hard-nosed Texas Ranger goes undercover - as their cheerleading coach.

  • FXX Movie Dear John
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    A young soldier home on temporary leave falls for an idealistic college girl on spring break. Over the next seven years, the love letters she sends are the only things that keep him going. However, those heartfelt correspondences ultimately yield consequences that neither the brave soldier nor his one true love could foresee.

  • FXX Movie Easy A
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    A high school student decides to whip up a spicy white lie just to make things interesting, and in no time the entire student body is abuzz over her weekend of debauchery. Of course, not a word of it is true, but that doesn't stop everyone in school from talking.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    Black Widower - To Bart's horror, Selma announces that her husband-to-be is none other than Sideshow Bob.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    Cape Feare - Sideshow Bob terrorizes Bart after he is paroled from prison.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming - Sideshow Bob threatens to detonate a nuclear bomb unless television is abolished.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    Brother from Another Series - Bart fears the worst when Sideshow Bob wins release from prison by claiming he is a reformed man-and is hired by his brother to work on a construction project.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    Day of the Jackanapes - Sideshow Bob wins release from prison and hypnotizes Bart to kill Krusty the Clown.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    The Great Louse Detective - When someone attempts to murder Homer, Sideshow Bob is released from prison to help identify the culprit before he strikes again.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    The Italian Bob - The Simpsons travel to Italy to retrieve Mr. Burn's expensive new sports car.only to encounter Sideshow Bob and his murderous family.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    The Bob Next Door - Bart is convinced that his new neighbor is Sideshow Bob, even though the man looks nothing like his arch enemy.

  • FXX Movie Snow White and the Huntsman
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    When Snow White - the only person in the land fairer than the evil queen - escapes her imprisonment, the queen sends her soldiers out to kill her, led by a local huntsman. But with the huntsman's help, Snow White will train in the art of war to end the evil queen's reign.

  • FXX Movie Snow White and the Huntsman
    X Sunday September 7, 2014

    When Snow White - the only person in the land fairer than the evil queen - escapes her imprisonment, the queen sends her soldiers out to kill her, led by a local huntsman. But with the huntsman's help, Snow White will train in the art of war to end the evil queen's reign.

  • FXX Movie Snow White and the Huntsman
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    When Snow White - the only person in the land fairer than the evil queen - escapes her imprisonment, the queen sends her soldiers out to kill her, led by a local huntsman. But with the huntsman's help, Snow White will train in the art of war to end the evil queen's reign.

  • Paid Programming
    X Monday September 8, 2014

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    X Monday September 8, 2014

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    X Monday September 8, 2014

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    X Monday September 8, 2014

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    X Monday September 8, 2014

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    X Monday September 8, 2014

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    X Monday September 8, 2014

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    X Monday September 8, 2014

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    X Monday September 8, 2014

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    X Monday September 8, 2014

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  • The Hughleys
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Lost in the Suburbs - Darryl feels left out when Milsap hits it off with Dave and Yvonne becomes busy with Sally's baby shower.

  • The Hughleys
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Class Clown - When Darryl finds out that Michael is the popular class clown, he worries about his Michael's academic future.

  • The Hughleys
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Keeping Romance Alive - Darryl and Yvonne are having trouble finding time alone together.

  • The Hughleys
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Rich Kids Bad, Poor Kids Good - Darryl is worried that his kids are growing up spoiled, so he decides to show them what life is like to grow up poor.

  • Mad About You
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    The Unplanned Child - On Halloween night, Paul forgets to tell Jamie that they're suppose to baby-sit for his 10-year-old nephew, and Jamie is forced to take him out trick or treating when Paul is delayed at work when Lou forces Paul to help do further editing for his latest film.

  • Mad About You
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Natural History - Paul & Jamie argue over her plan to set Lisa up with a date. He thinks Lisa should meet someone on her own, they way he & Jamie met. Jamie says fate brought she and Paul together. We see Paul & Jamie's first meeting through a flashback.

  • Mad About You
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Surprise - Jamie suspects Paul is planning to throw her a surprise 30th birthday party for her, but that's not the surprise Paul has planned, but neither is getting separated in the subway before the night can begin which involves Paul taking Jamie to an opera.

  • Arrested Development
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Storming the Castle - Determined to get back in the Magician's Alliance, GOB puts on one last big show, thanks to his brother Michael. Michael, hoping to steal Marta away from GOB, tries to pull a scam almost as great as GOB's magic act. Meanwhile, Tobias, hoping to impress his daughter, becomes a "leather daddy."

  • Arrested Development
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Pier Pressure - When Michael suspects that George Michael has been smoking marijuana, he enlists the help of a one-armed man his father used to scare them as children. GOB and Buster participate in the bust, which also enlists the help of a local stripper agency.

  • FXX Movie All About Steve
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    A love-struck crossword puzzle creator becomes enamored with a TV news cameraman and follows him to a series of media events in hopes that the feeling is mutual - despite having only gone on one disastrous date with him.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Indianapolis - Leslie and Ron go to Indianapolis to receive a commendation from the state. While there, Ron finds out his favorite steak house is closed, and Leslie thinks Chris is cheating on Ann. Meanwhile, Tom throws a party for a fragrance designer.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Harvest Festival - On the day before the Harvest Festival, a local Native American leader places a "curse" on the event because Leslie refuses to give in to his demands.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Camping - Leslie sets up a camping trip to brainstorm for new ideas, but she's the one who surprisingly can't come up with anything. Meanwhile, Chris returns to Pawnee as temporary city manager, causing further confusion for Ann.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Fancy Party - Andy and April's party turns into a surprise wedding, but Leslie does not approve. Meanwhile, Ben debates whether to stay in Pawnee, and Donna gives Ann advice at a singles mixer.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Soulmates - Leslie is matched up with Tom on an Internet dating website, while Chris and Ron compete in a hamburger cook-off.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Jerry's Painting - Chris deals with community uproar over Jerry's new painting, which features a nude Leslie, and Ben tries to help teach Andy and April responsibility after he moves in with them.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Old King Clancy - Barney and Marshall don't tell Ted that the plans for the building he has been working on have been scrapped, and the guys try to figure out which Canadian celebrity Robin slept with.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Martaugh - Barney tries to do all the items on Ted's "I'm to old for this stuff" list, while Marshall's over-competitive side comes out when he coaches Lily's Kindergarten basketball team.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Mosbius Designs - Ted's plans to make his own design firm in his apartment hit a snag when his personal assistant begins sleeping with Robin, and Marshall tries to find a way to make himself indispensable at his workplace.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Simpson and Delilah - Homer's life changes dramatically when he purchases a miracle hair growth formula.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish - Homer supports Mr. Burns in his bid for governor, but Marge remains loyal to Burns's political opposition.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Dancin' Homer - Homer becomes the official mascot for a major league baseball team.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Dead Putting Society - Homer and Ned Flanders pressure their sons to win a miniature golf championship.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    American History X-cellent - When Mr. Burns is sent to prison for possessing stolen art, he places Smithers in charge of running the nuclear power plant; Bart helps Lisa maintain an ant farm.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Chief of Hearts - After he's sentenced to perform community service, Homer befriends Chief Wiggum; Marge mistakes Bart's love for a Japanese card game for a drug addiction.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    The Squirt and the Whale - Lisa comes to the aid of a whale that washes up on Springfield Beach.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    To Surveil, with Love - After a bomb squad mistakenly blows up Homer's unattended gym bag, releasing radiation into the city, Springfield equips itself with surveillance cameras to deter terrorism, allowing Flanders to impose his views on others; Lisa loses a debate because of her blonde hair.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Moe Letter Blues - As Mother's Day approaches, Homer, Apu and Reverend Lovejoy receive a letter from Moe warning that he's going to run away with one of their wives.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Bart vs. Thanksgiving - Bart learns the true meaning of Thanksgiving when he runs away from home after having an argument with Lisa.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Bart the Daredevil - Bart is determined to leap a gorge on his skateboard after witnessing the death defying stunts of a real daredevil.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 8, 2014

    Itchy and Scratchy and Marge - Marge initiates a protest movement against gratuitous violence on television when Maggie begins acting aggressively after viewing Itchy and Scratchy cartoons.

  • FXX Movie All About Steve
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    A love-struck crossword puzzle creator becomes enamored with a TV news cameraman and follows him to a series of media events in hopes that the feeling is mutual - despite having only gone on one disastrous date with him.

  • Paid Programming
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

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    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

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    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

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    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

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    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

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    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

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    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

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    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

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    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

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    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

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  • The Hughleys
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    Baby Fever - Dave's not around when Sally goes into labor; the Hughleys and Milsap come to her rescue. Darryl overhears a conversation between Yvonne and a nurse and thinks that Yvonne might be pregnant.

  • The Hughleys
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    Soccer - Darryl is not psyched when Yvonne signs him up to coach Michael's suburban soccer team.

  • The Hughleys
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    Sydney - Darryl is neglecting Sydney, and realizes that he has to do something drastic when Sydney asks Milsap to escort her to her school's "Father-Daughter" dance.

  • The Hughleys
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    Thanksgiving - Yvonne wants to impress Darryl's hard-to-please relatives by cooking Thanksgiving dinner all by herself. Meanwhile, Darryl's family visits for the first time.

  • Mad About You
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    Pair of Hearts, A - Jamie and Paul travel with Ira and Fran for the weekend in Atlantic City where Ira's long-estranged wife, Marianne, who works as the casino hostess, arranges their weekend for them. But Paul is not fond of the memories he has of Marianne who deserted Ira nearly 20 years ago, and who wants Ira to sign divorce papers for her to get married again.

  • Mad About You
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    It's a Wrap - Paul enjoys his work and is upset when Lou wants to cut three minutes out of his latest film. Jamie is looking for a new job and not sure what she really wants to do. Jamie sets Fran up with Lou on a double-date.

  • Mad About You
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    Edna Returns - Jamie becomes upset when Lisa comes into her own, under a pseudonym, as the "saddest chapter" in her therapist's book, which blames Jamie as the "overbearing" sister for all the problems in her life despite the fact that it's Lisa who is the overbearing and obnoxious type.

  • Arrested Development
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    Public Relations - The family's new public relations director gives them each a task while Michael tries to get his son in the prestigious Milford Academy. Buster, a graduate, is to be neither seen nor heard. Tobias heads to Boston to get his medical license back, only to meet Carl Weathers on the way there, and GOB makes the academy's founder disappear.

  • Arrested Development
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    Marta Complex - It's Valentine's Day and everyone but Michael has a reason to celebrate. Buster, tired of dealing with his mother, goes to live with the rest of the family in the model home. But soon Marta realizes that Michael is the one she has feelings for, not GOB.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    Eagleton - Leslie is forced to deal with a former beloved colleague-turned bitter enemy when a neighboring town separates a shared park with a fence. Meanwhile, Ron fears the worst when Leslie finds out about his birthday.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    The Fight - While Tom invites everyone to the Snakehole as he debuts a new drink, Leslie encourages Ann to apply for a job with the city. However, at the nightclub, Leslie and Ann get into a fight over their dating habits.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    Road Trip - The romantic tension between Leslie and Ben reaches dangerous levels when they take a work-related road trip to Indianapolis, Tom's "game show" creates tension between Andy and April, and Ron teaches government to a nine year old.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    The Bubble - Leslie's mom makes a pass at Ben, not knowing that he and Leslie are dating. Meanwhile, Chris makes radical changes in the office, and nobody is happy with them.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    The Three Days Rule - Ted gets around the three-day rule by texting a woman he just met, but he doesn't realize that he's actually texting Barney and Marshall.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    Right Place Right Time - Ted recounts the series of random events that lead up to the chance meeting with the woman who would eventually become his wife.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    As Fast as She Can - Stella's boyfriend Tony breaks up with her after having a conversation with Ted, prompting Stella to come back to Ted with a surprising request.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    The Leap - While Ted struggles with an unorthodox architecture project, Robin finds out that Barney is in love with her, and Marshall threatens to take a long-considered leap from the roof to a neighboring building.

  • FXX Movie Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    Former night guard Larry Daley finds himself lured into his biggest adventure yet when he tries to save his formerly inanimate friends from what could be their last stand amid the wonders of the Smithsonian, all of which - from the famous paintings on the walls to the rocket ships in the halls - suddenly have a mind of their own.

  • FXX Movie Big Miracle
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    When rapidly-forming ice in the Arctic Circle traps a family of gray whales, a small-town new reporter in Alaska begins a campaign to save them. Soon people from all walks who would normally be rivals - Greenpeace volunteers, Eskimo whalers, oil executives, and more - come together to save the whales, and soon even rival superpowers join the effort.

  • The Simpsons
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    The Bob Next Door - Bart is convinced that his new neighbor is Sideshow Bob, even though the man looks nothing like his arch enemy.

  • The Simpsons
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    Judge Me Tender - Moe discovers a talent for judging contests, leading to an appearance on the television series "American Idol;" Homer drives Marge crazy when he begins hanging around the house.

  • The Simpsons
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    Elementary School Musical - Lisa attends a performing arts camp; Krusty stands trial in The Hague after being tricked into believing he won the Nobel Prize.

  • The Simpsons
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    Loan-a Lisa - Lisa donates money to a microfinance bank to help Nelson's custom bicycle company; Homer games the system by purchasing expensive items from stores and, after using them for a period of time, returns them for a refund.

  • The Simpsons
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    MoneyBART - Lisa becomes the coach of Bart's Little League team and ends up firing Bart after he ignores her instructions.

  • The Simpsons
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    Bart Gets Hit by a Car - When Mr. Burns hits Bart with his car, Homer is enticed by a disreputable lawyer to sue him.

  • The Simpsons
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish - Homer believes he has only twenty-four hours to live after he eats an improperly prepared blowfish.

  • The Simpsons
    X Tuesday September 9, 2014

    The Way We Was - Marge recounts to her children how she and Homer first met and fell in love.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    Women in Garbage - Leslie and April volunteer to work on a garbage truck to fight sexism in city government, Ron has a frightening experience babysitting Diane's girls, and Andy and Ben try to teach basketball to Tom.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    Ann's Decision - Ann wants to find a sperm donor, Chris, Ron and Tom help Ben find a wedding caterer, and April replaces Leslie at a public hearing about a new park.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    Emergency Response - The department has to put together an last-minute fund-raising gala for the new park without Leslie, who has been called away on an emergency disaster drill. Meanwhile, Andy takes his police officer exam.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    Leslie and Ben - Leslie and Ben decide to get married right after the gala, but a jealous and drunk councilman Jamm crashes the party and ruins the evening.

  • Paid Programming
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  • The Hughleys
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    I'm Shrinnnking - Darryl starts to obsess about losing everything.

  • The Hughleys
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    Multi-Culti Christmas, A - Darryl takes matters into his own hands after becoming agitated with the school's very PC Christmas pageant.

  • The Hughleys
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    Reliving Single - The couples in the suburbs are worried about Milsap's single status and try to set him up.

  • The Hughleys
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    I Ain't Heavy, I'm Your Father - Darryl goes camping with the kids to prove that he's fun.

  • Mad About You
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    Paul Is Dead - Paul and Jamie spend the entire weekend broke and in a limbo state when another man named Paul Buchman dies and the bank mistakenly freezes their bank account. The Buchmans end up attending the funeral of the other Paul Buchman to find out what kind of man he was.

  • Mad About You
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    Same Time Next Week - Paul has a documentary project for two months in Chicago, and he flies to/from New York. Each weekend return home brings different reactions from each of them.

  • Mad About You
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    The Late Show - Fran and Ira both tell Jamie and Paul two different versions of their problems when Fran worries that she might be pregnant following her tryst in Atlantic City with Ira. Later, they all somehow get involved in painting Fran's apartment when the different versions of their secrets get out of control.

  • Arrested Development
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    Beef Consommé - After Tobias moves into his room, George Michael gets a rather curious tip about his cousin's origins, so he decides to investigate. GOB, worried about his girlfriend Marta, heads down to the TV studio to visit the set of her show, to confront a man named "Hermano."

  • Arrested Development
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    Shock and Aww - George Bluth Sr. gets a visit from a rabid female fan who may be in love with him. George Michael is interested in his teacher, and so is his father. Gob tries to get revenge on Michael for trying to steal his girlfriend.

  • Arrested Development
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    Staff Infection - Michael is tired of the family getting free handouts from the Bluth Company without doing anything, so he puts them to work. He puts Lindsay to work at the company answering phones, while GOB and Buster take construction jobs. Meanwhile, the sheep-like behavior of the Bluth Company employees gets them in trouble on a visit to the island of Catalina, and Tobias, researching his role as a frightened inmate, checks himself into the prison where George Sr. is being held.

  • FXX Movie Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    Former night guard Larry Daley finds himself lured into his biggest adventure yet when he tries to save his formerly inanimate friends from what could be their last stand amid the wonders of the Smithsonian, all of which - from the famous paintings on the walls to the rocket ships in the halls - suddenly have a mind of their own.

  • FXX Movie Big Miracle
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    When rapidly-forming ice in the Arctic Circle traps a family of gray whales, a small-town new reporter in Alaska begins a campaign to save them. Soon people from all walks who would normally be rivals - Greenpeace volunteers, Eskimo whalers, oil executives, and more - come together to save the whales, and soon even rival superpowers join the effort.

  • FXX Movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    A devastated musician takes a Hawaii vacation to deal with recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend. Little does he know she is staying at the same resort - and she brought along her new boyfriend.

  • FXX Movie The Five-Year Engagement
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    One year after meeting, Tom proposes to his girlfriend, Violet. But unexpected events - a move to Michigan, an extension at graduate school - keep tripping them up as they look to walk down the aisle together, and eventually Tom and Violet must decide if they ever plan to make the date at all.

  • The League
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    Tefl-Andre - Jay Glazer does a big favor for Andre, Kevin is diagnosed with Low T, Ruxin meddles with Baby Geoffrey's Little League team.

  • Ali G Rezurection
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    Acting - Ali G sits down with James Lipton to discuss acting. Borat visits a southern plantation.

  • The League
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    Tefl-Andre - Jay Glazer does a big favor for Andre, Kevin is diagnosed with Low T, Ruxin meddles with Baby Geoffrey's Little League team.

  • Ali G Rezurection
    X Wednesday September 10, 2014

    Acting - Ali G sits down with James Lipton to discuss acting. Borat visits a southern plantation.

  • The League
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Sitting Shiva - Kevin struggles with being married to the Shiva champ. Andre's newfound confidence is unbearable. Taco hits the links. The guys attend a funeral.

  • Ali G Rezurection
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    FBI - Ali G learns how the FBI keeps America safe. Borat visits the English Countryside to try hunting.

  • The League
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Tefl-Andre - Jay Glazer does a big favor for Andre, Kevin is diagnosed with Low T, Ruxin meddles with Baby Geoffrey's Little League team.

  • Ali G Rezurection
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Acting - Ali G sits down with James Lipton to discuss acting. Borat visits a southern plantation.

  • Freaks and Geeks
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Chokin' and Tokin' - Lindsay smokes marijuana for the first time. Moments later, her father reminds her that she had promised to babysit for neighbors that night. Afraid to babysit by herself, she pleads Millie to babysit with her. Millie not only takes care of the child they are babysitting, but takes care of Lindsay while she anxiously deals with the effects of smoking pot. The geeks are embarrassed in front of their peers when Bill reveals their allergies and ailments to Ms. Foote (Leslie Mann). Not believing that Bill is actually deathly allergic to peanuts, Alan puts peanuts into Bill's sandwich. After Bill eats one bite of the sandwich, Alan realizes that Bill was telling the truth and Bill is rushed to the hospital.

  • Paid Programming
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  • The Hughleys
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Why Can't We Be Friends? - Darryl questions his friendship with Dave after meeting one of Dave's friends who is a racist.

  • The Hughleys
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Dog Eat Dog - Darryl's neighbor takes him to court after he claims the family's stray dog attacked him.

  • The Hughleys
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Storm o' the Century - Darryl ruins the fun for everyone when the Hughleys and the Rogerses stop at a haunted hotel.

  • The Hughleys
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    I Do, I Do, Again (Part 1) - Darryl asks Yvonne to marry him again, now that he can afford a big wedding, but it looks like her father might ruin the ceremony. To be continued...

  • Mad About You
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Virtual Reality - Ira talks Paul into investing in a virtual reality system. Paul tries the system and visits with Christie Brinkley. Jamie is upset, but more about Paul being with Christie. Jamie tries the system and Paul is worried about who she will find.

  • Mad About You
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Cold Feet - Paul & Jamie meet at Rockefeller Center ice rink on Valentines Day for an anniversary skate. They think back to three years previous when they searched for their first apartment and got engaged.

  • Mad About You
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Instant Karma - Paul & Jamie go to a Chinese restaurant with Fran and Ira. Jamie's cookie predicts bad luck follows the guilty. Paul misses a phone call from Yoko Ono, a can almost hits him, etc., and he thinks he has the bad luck from the fortune cookie.

  • Arrested Development
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Altar Egos (Part 1) - Micheal has a one-night stand with a woman named Maggie Lizer. He has a guilt-trip after learning she is blind, but not so much after he discovers that she's the prosecuting attorney against his family. Meanwhile, GOB gets married to a woman after a series of escalating dares, and tries to get a subsequent divorce.

  • Arrested Development
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Justice Is Blind (Part 2) - Michael gets an evidence file about his family after sleeping with the Maggie Lizer, the prosecuting attorney. But he suspects that she's not exactly telling the truth, so he sends Tobias to her house to investigate, who finds out that she's not blind. Meanwhile, GOB's divorce does not go as smoothly as planned.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Li'l Sebastian - While the department sets up a memorial service for Li'l Sebastian, Ron finds out about Leslie and Ben, Tom considers taking a job in the private sector, and Chris deals with his own mortality after he discovers that he has tendinitis.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    I'm Leslie Knope - Leslie decides to run for political office, which means that she has to break up with Ben. Meanwhile, Ron goes into hiding from Tammy #1, and Tom tries to recruit Andy for his latest business venture.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Ron and Tammys - Ron becomes a wimp after he and Tammy #1 get back together and Leslie tries to save him, Ben discovers that Tom's business is hemorrhaging money, and Anne has a frustrating experience shooting a diabetes PSA with Chris.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Definitions - As Ted begins his new career as a professor and is about to meet his future wife, Lily forces Barney and Robin to have "the talk" and define their new relationship.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Double Date - Ted goes on a blind date with the same woman he went on a blind date with seven years ago, and Barney and Marshall find Lily's stripper look-alike.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Robin 101 - When Robin fears that Barney is cheating on her, she soon discovers that he is spending his evenings with Ted learning everything there is to know on how to date her

  • FXX Movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    A devastated musician takes a Hawaii vacation to deal with recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend. Little does he know she is staying at the same resort - and she brought along her new boyfriend.

  • FXX Movie The Five-Year Engagement
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    One year after meeting, Tom proposes to his girlfriend, Violet. But unexpected events - a move to Michigan, an extension at graduate school - keep tripping them up as they look to walk down the aisle together, and eventually Tom and Violet must decide if they ever plan to make the date at all.

  • The Simpsons
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life - Lisa decides she doesn't want to end up like Marge; Bart becomes the new school bully after Nelson is humiliated by a series of mishaps; Maggie becomes obsessed with owning a collectible elf figure.

  • The Simpsons
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    The Fool Monty - When a dying Mr. Burns loses his memory, the residents of Springfield exact revenge on the abusive billionaire by using him as their plaything.

  • The Simpsons
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? - The Simpsons decide to give away Santa's Little Helper after the dog swallows Bart's beloved carrier pigeon.

  • The Simpsons
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    The Fight Before Christmas - In four Christmas tales, Bart takes a "Polar Express"-like ride to the North Pole to ask Santa for a dirt bike; in the 1940s, Lisa worries about Marge after she's drafted to fight Nazis; Martha Stewart uses her household knowhow to spruce-up the Simpson house for the holidays; the family celebrates a Muppet-like Christmas.

  • The Simpsons
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Donnie Fatso - Acting as an undercover informant, Homer sets out to win the trust of mobster Fat Tony as part of the FBI's efforts to break up his crime syndicate.

  • The Simpsons
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment - Lisa disapproves when Homer has cable television installed illegally into their home.

  • The Simpsons
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Principal Charming - Homer arranges a date between Principal Skinner and Marge's sister, Selma.

  • The Simpsons
    X Thursday September 11, 2014

    Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? - Homer locates his long lost half brother Herb and discovers that he is rich.

  • FXX Movie 30 Minutes or Less
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Two would-be criminal masterminds kidnap a small town pizza delivery guy and force him to rob a bank. With mere hours to pull off the impossible task, he enlists the help of his ex-best friend, and the two must deal with the police, hired assassins, flamethrowers, and their own tumultuous relationship and the clock ticks.

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  • The Hughleys
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    I Do, I Do, Again (Part 2) - Yvonne threatens to call off the wedding if Darryl and her father do not at least pretend to get along with each other.

  • The Hughleys
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    G.E.D. - When Michael tells his family that he doesn't plan on going to high school, Darryl tries to set an example by going back to school for his G.E.D.

  • The Hughleys
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Clan of the Cave Bear - Yvonne takes a job doing fundraising at a local hospital.

  • The Hughleys
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Jungle Gym Fever - Darryl becomes upset when Sydney's first crush is on a white boy.

  • Mad About You
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    The Tape - Paul submits a zoo documentary to the Family Network and is waiting to hear if they accept it. As Jamie cleans out closets, she finds a tape which has Paul & Jamie being romantic. They play the video and find it is the zoo documentary.

  • Mad About You
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Love Letters - As Mr Wicker fixes the toilet in their apartment, they find a pack of love letters from a previous tenant from WWII behind the wall. Jamie reads the letters and she sees a parallel between the lives in the letter and her and Paul's life.

  • Mad About You
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    The Last Scampi - Paul & Jamie go out to eat with both sets of parents. Later, each set complains about the other over the last scampi at the restaurant. Paul & Jamie refuse to take sides of the argument. Lisa plays one set of parents against the other.

  • Arrested Development
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Missing Kitty - Spring Break hits Orange County, and GOB plans to take his magic act to the popular video series "Girls With Low Self Esteem" by making the family yacht disappear. Michael becomes concerned that George-Michael is spending too much time with GOB, so he puts George Michael to work at the Bluth Company. Kitty threatens to go to court with evidence against the company. Meanwhile, Lindsay and Maeby investigate the whereabouts of their grandmother, and Lucille's newly adopted Korean son Annyong annoys the family.

  • Arrested Development
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Best Man for the Gob - The family accountant, Ira Gilligan, is planning to snitch, and George Sr. will do everything possible to stop him. He enlists GOB to throw a party, where he will try to make Ira flee the country to avoid testifying. Michael and his son plan a fishing trip, while Tobias wants to reunite a folk band he formed with Lindsay and Maeby to promote pharmaceuticals.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Born and Raised - Leslie is accused of not being born in Pawnee while she is trying to promote her new book about the city. Meanwhile, Ann tries in vain to have a five-minute conversation with Ron and April.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Pawnee Rangers - Ron's Pawnee Rangers and Leslie's competing scout group, the Pawnee Goddesses, share a weekend in the wilderness, Ben joins Tom and Donna on "Treat Yo Self Day," and Chris takes an interest in Jerry's daughter.

  • Parks and Recreation
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Meet 'n' Greet - Leslie's opportunity to stump for votes in the business community is sabotaged by Tom, who wants to promote Entertainment 7Twenty. Meanwhile, Andy and April throw a Halloween party, but don't give Ben advance notice.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    The Sexless Innkeeper - When Lily and Marshall realize that Robin and Barney are the perfect double-date friends, they try too hard to impress and come on too strong. Meanwhile, Ted gets a new nickname from Barney after an unsuccessful hook-up.

  • How I Met Your Mother
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Duel Citizenship - Ever since Marshall and Lily got married, Ted feels that his "best bro" Marshall has turned from being a "me" to a "we". That's why Ted is so excited when Marshall agrees to recreate one of their crazy college road trips to Chicago's Gazola's pizza joint, which is closing.

  • FXX Movie Anger Management
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Dave is a hardworking businessman with a pacifistic nature, but a simple misunderstanding aboard an airplane quickly escalates into a legal nightmare. The only way he can avoid jail is anger management therapy with Dr. Buddy Rydell, whose unorthodox methods border on psychotic.

  • FXX Movie 30 Minutes or Less
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Two would-be criminal masterminds kidnap a small town pizza delivery guy and force him to rob a bank. With mere hours to pull off the impossible task, he enlists the help of his ex-best friend, and the two must deal with the police, hired assassins, flamethrowers, and their own tumultuous relationship and the clock ticks.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Bart's Dog Gets an "F" - Bart must help train Santa's Little Helper to pass an obedience course or Homer will give the dog away.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Old Money - Grampa Simpson falls in love... and inherits a fortune.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Brush with Greatness - Marge renews her interest in becoming an artist after Homer finds an old painting of Ringo Starr in the attic. Mr. Burns commissions Marge to paint a portrait of him.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Lisa's Substitute - Lisa develops a crush on her substitute teacher, Mr. Bergstrom. Bergstrom tells Homer he must learn to act as a positive role model for his daughter.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Moms I'd Like to Forget - As Bart tries to determine the origin of a scar on his hand, Marge reacquaints herself with three old friends.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Flaming Moe - Smithers convinces Moe to turn his tavern into a gay bar; with Bart's help, Skinner romances the elementary school's new music teacher.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Homer the Father - Homer uses plotlines from a 1980's sitcom to deal with Bart when the boy grows obsessed with obtaining a cool mini-bike; Bart attempts to trade nuclear secrets to the Chinese government.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    The Blue and the Gray - Unable to get a date for Valentine's Day, Moe asks Homer to act as his "wingman" and help him attract women; Marge has her entire head of hair dyed gray after she discovers her first gray hair.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Angry Dad: The Movie - When the "Angry Dad" character is turned into an award-winning animated short film, Homer hogs the spotlight, much to Bart's dismay.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    The War of the Simpsons - Marge insists Homer accompany her for a weekend of marriage counseling at a wooded retreat, but Homer takes advantage of the location to attempt to catch a legendary catfish.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Three Men and a Comic Book - Bart and his friends pool their money to purchase the first issue of "Radioactive Man" comics, but then cannot decide who gets to keep it.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday September 5, 2014

    Blood Feud - Homer expects a generous gift in return when he donates Bart's blood to an ailing Mr. Burns.

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  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife - Marge swaps places with a British wife after the Simpsons become contestants on a reality television show.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Million-Dollar Abie - After costing Springfield a professional football team, Grampa tries to end his life, but the experience changes him, and he ends up becoming a matador.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore - Mr. Burns closes the nuclear power plant and outsources all the jobs, forcing Homer to relocate to India; MacGyver fans Patty and Selma kidnap actor Richard Dean Anderson.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    The Wettest Stories Ever Told - The Simpsons appear in three stories set at sea: the journey of The Mayflower, the mutiny on The Bounty, and the capsizing of a cruise ship.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Girls Just Want to Have Sums - After Skinner is fired for insinuating that girls are inferior to boys in math, Springfield Elementary is split into two groups-boys and girls-forcing Lisa to dress up like a boy so she can attend a math class.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Regarding Margie - After Marge develops amnesia and can't remember anything about Homer, she decides to kick him out of the house and see other people.

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    X Friday August 29, 2014

    The Monkey Suit - Lisa protests when Springfield passes a law requiring that creationism be taught alongside evolution in public schools.

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    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play - Homer and Marge play marriage counselors to help a baseball player and his sexy recording artist-wife.

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    X Friday August 29, 2014

    The Mook Chef Wife and Her Homer - Lisa befriends the son of mobster Fat Tony, whose dream is to become a chef; Homer and Bart take over the "family business" after Fat Tony is gunned down.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Jazzy and the Pussycats - Lisa grows jealous after Bart discovers he's a talented jazz drummer; Lisa hides some stray animals in the attic.

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    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em - Marge starts her own carpentry business, only to discover that men don't trust a woman to do the job; Bart discovers that Skinner is allergic to peanuts.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Treehouse of Horror XVII - The Simpsons appear in three bone-chilling tales of horror: Homer turns into a rampaging blob after a meteor falls to Earth; a legendary creature from Jewish folklore does Bart's bidding; a radio broadcast convinces townspeople they're being invaded by aliens from another planet.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    G.I. (Annoyed Grunt) - After Homer joins the Army, he's selected to play an enemy target during war games. When the Army chases Homer into town, it pits the people of Springfield against the military.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Moe'N'a Lisa - Lisa helps Moe get a poem published, but is deeply hurt when Moe refuses to acknowledge her contribution.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair) - Homer finds happiness after he buys an ice cream truck; Marge finds her purpose in life when she makes sculptures out of popsicle sticks.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    The Haw-Hawed Couple - Bart becomes Nelson's best friend; Homer becomes hooked on one of Lisa's fantasy books.

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    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Kill Gil, Volumes I and II - During the Christmas holiday, Marge attempts to muster the wherewithal to kick down-on-his-luck Gil out of the house.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    The Wife Aquatic - Marge returns to an island where she joyfully spent some of her childhood summers; Homer is forced to work on a fishing vessel that's threatened by a huge storm.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times - The Simpsons spin three tales of revenge: Homer appears as the Count of Monte Cristo; Milhouse uses a gadget to get even with kids who've picked on him; comic book hero Bart-Man searches for the villain who killed his parents.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Little Big Girl - As Multicultural Day approaches, Lisa invents her own Native American heritage; after saving Springfield from a fire, Bart is rewarded with a driver's license-and ends up with a pregnant girlfriend who wants to wed.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Springfield Up - In this spoof of the "Up" documentaries, a filmmaker chronicles the lives of a group of Springfield residents, including Homer, who has seemingly made good on his quest to become a millionaire.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Yokel Chords - Lisa tutors Cletus's children-until Krusty hires them as a novelty act for his television show; Bart sees a female therapist after he's caught frightening his classmates with a scary story.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Rome-Old and Juli-Eh - Homer is horrified when his father begins dating Selma; Bart and Lisa build a fort after acquiring a large quantity of empty cardboard boxes.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Homerazzi - Homer tries his hand at making money by photographing celebrities and selling the images to the tabloids.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Marge Gamer - After discovering the Internet, Marge becomes a character in a popular online fantasy game; Homer referees Lisa's soccer team.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    The Boys of Bummer - Bart becomes the shame of Springfield after a bungle on the playing field causes the Isotots to lose a pennant game; Homer and Marge fight Reverend Lovejoy and his wife over possession of Homer's mattress, which puts the spice back into each couple's lovemaking.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Crook and Ladder - Homer and his friends join the volunteer fire department, only to begin stealing from fire victims.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot - When Santa's Little Helper gets a job on the police force, Bart buys a python to replace him.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    24 Minutes - In this spoof of the television series "24," Bart attempts to stop Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney before they unleash a deadly stink bomb at an upcoming school bake sale.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    You Kent Always Say What You Want - Kent Brockman accidentally utters an obscenity during a news broadcast, leading to a heavy fine from the FCC-and costing Brockman his job.

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    X Friday August 29, 2014

    The city of Springfield orders a clean-up of the polluted Lake Springfield and bans pollution there. But when Homer Simpson dumps a silo full of his new pet pig's crap in the lake, he inadvertently dooms Springfield, his family, and himself.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs - Marge hires a life coach to turn Homer around after he becomes convinced he's nothing but a loser.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    The Homer of Seville - Homer becomes an opera star, only to find himself the target of an obsessed fan.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Midnight Towboy - Homer makes enemies when he starts his own tow truck business; Marge hires outside help to make Maggie more independent.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings - Marge fears for her safety after breaking a promise to a bank robber about visiting him in jail.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Treehouse of Horror XVIII - In three horrific tales of Halloween terror: Homer and Marge attempt to eliminate one another after discovering their secret identities; Bart and Lisa aid Kodos the space alien, unaware of his true intentions; Flanders uses the seven deadly sins to punish Bart and his prankster friends.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Little Orphan Millie - When his parents are lost at sea and presumed dead, Milhouse becomes cooler than Bart; Homer finds himself in hot water when he can't remember the color of Marge's eyes.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Husbands and Knives - After Marge launches a gym for "regular women" and becomes a successful businessperson, Homer decides to have his stomach stapled so she'll find him more attractive.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Funeral for a Fiend - After another of his attempts to kill the Simpsons is foiled, Sideshow Bob is put on trial. During the proceedings, Bart accidentally kills his old nemesis.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind - Homer wakes up from a blackout only to discover that Marge and the kids have left him. Using a variety of methods, he probes his memory to unravel the mystery.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    E Pluribus Wiggum - When Springfield becomes the first city in the nation to hold a presidential primary, voters to turn the one person they can trust: Ralph Wiggum.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    That '90s Show - Marge and Homer recount how Marge almost fell in love with a college professor during the 1990s.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Love, Springfieldian Style - When Homer and Marge become trapped in a tunnel of love, three Valentine's Day stories unfold: Bonnie and Clyde steal each other's hearts; a take-off on "Lady and the Tramp" depicts Homer as a deadbeat dog; punk rockers Lisa and Nelson become hooked on sweets.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    The Debarted - Bart befriends a new kid at school, unaware that he's a snitch; after his car is damaged in an accident, Homer ends up with a fancy loaner.

  • The Simpsons
    X Friday August 29, 2014

    Dial 'N' for Nerder - Bart and Lisa think they killed Martin Prince; Marge enlists the help of a reality TV show after Homer cheats on his diet.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Smoke on the Daughter - Lisa becomes addicted to secondhand smoke when she joins a ballet academy; Homer befriends raccoons who stole his beef jerky.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Papa Don't Leech - Marge and Homer aid country singer Lurleen Lumpkin by reuniting her with her deadbeat father.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Apocalypse Cow - Bart is overjoyed when the calf he's raising is judged Best in Show-until he realizes the animal is going to be slaughtered.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Any Given Sundance - Lisa's documentary about life with the Simpsons is accepted into Sundance, but Lisa's initial elation turns to horror when festival-goers begin humiliating her dysfunctional family.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Mona Leaves-a - When Homer's mother returns to Springfield, she asks Homer for his forgiveness.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    All About Lisa - Krusty hires Lisa to be his intern, but she's so good at the job, she ends up replacing him as host of his show; Bart and Homer discover the world of coin collecting.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes - Homer and Flanders team-up as bounty hunters; Marge makes confections for an erotic bakery.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Lost Verizon - When Bart steals actor Denis Leary's cell phone, Marge uses its built-in GPS signal to track her son, leading the family to the ancient ruins of Machu Picchu.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Double, Double, Boy in Trouble - Bart swaps places with his exact double unaware that the double's wealthy siblings are plotting murder.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Treehouse of Horror XIX - On Halloween, Transformer-like robots duke it out in Springfield; Homer kills off celebrities so their likenesses can be exploited; the Simpsons appear in a spoof of a "Peanuts" Halloween special.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Dangerous Curves - In a series of flashbacks, Homer and Marge end up in a cabin in the woods with newlyweds Flanders and Maude; Homer and Marge's marriage is nearly ruined when they meet exciting new people during a party.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words - When Lisa discovers a talent for solving crossword puzzles, she enters a crossword tournament unaware that Homer bet against her.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    MyPods and Boomsticks - Homer thinks Bart's new Muslim friend belongs to a family of terrorists; Lisa acquires her first iPod-like device.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    The Burns and the Bees - As Lisa tries to find a habitat for endangered bees, Mr. Burns builds a state-of-the-art sports arena which happens to look like a giant hive.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Lisa the Drama Queen - Lisa's new best friend creates a fantasy world so real it threatens to drive them apart.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Take My Life, Please - When Homer discovers that he was almost elected class president in high school, an old Italian cook uses a magic pot of tomato sauce to show him an alternate version of his life.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    How the Test Was Won - Lisa freezes during a federal school assessment test; Homer tries to prevent accidents from happening after he forgets to pay an insurance bill; Skinner accompanies Bart and other underachievers on a trip to Capital City.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    No Loan Again, Naturally - When Homer and Marge's adjustable mortgage rate skyrockets, they're forced to move out of the house until Flanders purchases the property and becomes their landlord.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Gone Maggie Gone - In this "National Treasure"-like story, when Maggie disappears at a convent, Lisa goes undercover as a nun to solve a mystery involving a rare jewel.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    In the Name of the Grandfather - The Simpsons travel to Ireland, where Homer and Grampa purchase an old pub that's fallen on hard times.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Wedding for Disaster - When their marriage license turns out to be invalid, Homer asks Marge to marry him in style. But when Homer mysteriously disappears just before the wedding, Bart and Lisa search for answers.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe - Moe meets a beautiful woman in an Internet chat room who turns out to be three feet tall; Homer tries to spend more time with Maggie.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    The Good Sad and the Drugly - Bart dumps Milhouse in favor of a cute girl who volunteers her time at the retirement home; Lisa is prescribed antidepressants after she reads predictions about what Springfield will look like in 50 years.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Father Knows Worst - As a result of Homer's "helicopter parenting," Lisa employs a trendy technique for boosting her popularity, while Bart enters a balsa-wood model-building contest; Marge discovers a sauna in the basement.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh - Homer and Marge rent an apartment in tony Waverly Hills so Bart and Lisa can attend a better elementary school.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Four Great Women and a Manicure - As Marge and Lisa have their nails done, they spin four tales involving famous women: Queen Elizabeth, Snow White, Lady Macbeth and Ayn Rand.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Coming to Homerica - Springfield grapples with an immigration problem when the economy of nearby Ogdenville collapses.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Homer the Whopper - Homer ends up with a superhero's physique after he's chosen to appear in a film based on a character created by The Comic Book Guy.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Bart Gets a "Z" - Principal Skinner fires Mrs. Krabappel after she makes a drunken fool of herself at the elementary school, but what Skinner doesn't know is that Bart spiked her coffee with alcohol.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    The Great Wife Hope - Marge vows to drive mixed martial arts from Springfield by defeating a fight promoter in the ring.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Treehouse of Horror XX - Classic movie monsters are attacked by their spouses; Lisa and Bart exchange murders in a Hitchcock spoof; Bart is the key to saving Springfield from zombies; Moe's microbrewery mixes beer with Homer's blood.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    The Devil Wears Nada - Homer's life turns into nonstop misery when he becomes Carl's assistant; Marge poses for a sexy calendar.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Pranks and Greens - Skinner tells Bart about a former Springfield Elementary student who was the best prankster ever; Marge begins shopping at a natural foods store.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Rednecks and Broomsticks - Lisa befriends a group of Wiccans who are accused of blinding the people of Springfield with a spell.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    O Brother, Where Bart Thou? - Bart attempts to get Homer and Marge pregnant so he can have a brother to hang out with.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Thursdays with Abie - Homer becomes jealous when a reporter takes an interest in Grampa's life; Lisa loses a stuffed lamb that Bart brought home from school.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Once Upon a Time in Springfield - Krusty ends up playing second fiddle to Princess Penelope, a new character on his show, only to end up falling in love with the actress who plays her.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Million Dollar Maybe - Homer wins a million-dollar lottery but doesn't tell his family the news; Lisa stimulates nursing home patients with an interactive Wii-like device.

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    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Boy Meets Curl - The Simpsons head to the Winter Olympics in Canada after Marge and Homer join a curling team; Lisa becomes addicted to collecting Olympic pins.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    The Color Yellow - Lisa discovers that her Southern ancestors helped a slave escape to freedom.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Postcards from the Wedge - Bart creates friction between Marge and Homer so he can get out of doing homework. But when the plot fails, Bart tries to destroy the elementary school by reactivating an old Springfield subway line.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Stealing First Base - Bart stirs up trouble when he kisses a girl at school; Lisa's popularity soars when she receives a failing grade on a test.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed - Flanders attempts to redeem Homer during a Bible study trip to Israel; Homer becomes delusional after getting lost in the desert and ends up believing he's the Chosen One.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    American History X-cellent - When Mr. Burns is sent to prison for possessing stolen art, he places Smithers in charge of running the nuclear power plant; Bart helps Lisa maintain an ant farm.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Chief of Hearts - After he's sentenced to perform community service, Homer befriends Chief Wiggum; Marge mistakes Bart's love for a Japanese card game for a drug addiction.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    The Squirt and the Whale - Lisa comes to the aid of a whale that washes up on Springfield Beach.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    To Surveil, with Love - After a bomb squad mistakenly blows up Homer's unattended gym bag, releasing radiation into the city, Springfield equips itself with surveillance cameras to deter terrorism, allowing Flanders to impose his views on others; Lisa loses a debate because of her blonde hair.

  • The Simpsons
    X Saturday August 30, 2014

    Moe Letter Blues - As Mother's Day approaches, Homer, Apu and Reverend Lovejoy receive a letter from Moe warning that he's going to run away with one of their wives.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Bob Next Door - Bart is convinced that his new neighbor is Sideshow Bob, even though the man looks nothing like his arch enemy.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Judge Me Tender - Moe discovers a talent for judging contests, leading to an appearance on the television series "American Idol;" Homer drives Marge crazy when he begins hanging around the house.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Elementary School Musical - Lisa attends a performing arts camp; Krusty stands trial in The Hague after being tricked into believing he won the Nobel Prize.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Loan-a Lisa - Lisa donates money to a microfinance bank to help Nelson's custom bicycle company; Homer games the system by purchasing expensive items from stores and, after using them for a period of time, returns them for a refund.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    MoneyBART - Lisa becomes the coach of Bart's Little League team and ends up firing Bart after he ignores her instructions.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Treehouse of Horror XXI - Bart and Milhouse use their videogame skills to save Springfield after classic board games threaten to destroy the city; a "Dead Calm" spoof features a vacationing Homer and Marge rescuing a stranger who may or may not be a murderer; Lisa falls in love with a hunky vampire in a spoof of the "Twilight" films.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life - Lisa decides she doesn't want to end up like Marge; Bart becomes the new school bully after Nelson is humiliated by a series of mishaps; Maggie becomes obsessed with owning a collectible elf figure.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Fool Monty - When a dying Mr. Burns loses his memory, the residents of Springfield exact revenge on the abusive billionaire by using him as their plaything.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? - The Simpsons decide to give away Santa's Little Helper after the dog swallows Bart's beloved carrier pigeon.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Fight Before Christmas - In four Christmas tales, Bart takes a "Polar Express"-like ride to the North Pole to ask Santa for a dirt bike; in the 1940s, Lisa worries about Marge after she's drafted to fight Nazis; Martha Stewart uses her household knowhow to spruce-up the Simpson house for the holidays; the family celebrates a Muppet-like Christmas.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Donnie Fatso - Acting as an undercover informant, Homer sets out to win the trust of mobster Fat Tony as part of the FBI's efforts to break up his crime syndicate.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Moms I'd Like to Forget - As Bart tries to determine the origin of a scar on his hand, Marge reacquaints herself with three old friends.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Flaming Moe - Smithers convinces Moe to turn his tavern into a gay bar; with Bart's help, Skinner romances the elementary school's new music teacher.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Homer the Father - Homer uses plotlines from a 1980's sitcom to deal with Bart when the boy grows obsessed with obtaining a cool mini-bike; Bart attempts to trade nuclear secrets to the Chinese government.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Blue and the Gray - Unable to get a date for Valentine's Day, Moe asks Homer to act as his "wingman" and help him attract women; Marge has her entire head of hair dyed gray after she discovers her first gray hair.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Angry Dad: The Movie - When the "Angry Dad" character is turned into an award-winning animated short film, Homer hogs the spotlight, much to Bart's dismay.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Scorpion's Tale - When Lisa discovers a wildflower that turns scorpions into blissful creatures, Homer secretly spikes Grampa's coffee with juice from the plant, turning him into a docile old man.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Midsummer's Nice Dream, A - When legendary comics Cheech and Chong split up, Cheech asks Homer to replace his old partner; Marge helps the Cat Lady empty her house of junk, only to become a hoarder herself.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Love Is a Many Strangled Thing - Homer enrolls in a fathering enrichment class, where he undergoes treatment to stop the urge to strangle Bart.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Great Simpsina - Lisa befriends an old magician who shows her how to perform one of Houdini's greatest tricks.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Real Housewives of Fat Tony - Fat Tony asks for Selma's hand in marriage; Bart discovers a talent for sniffing out truffles.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Homer Scissorhands - Homer discovers a talent for cutting women's hair; Lisa becomes puzzled when a pretty girl at school shows an interest in Milhouse.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    500 Keys - A drawer full of old keys sparks several adventures: Homer steals the Duff blimp; Bart discovers he can do no wrong; Lisa discovers a strange room beneath Springfield Elementary; Marge and Maggie chase a toy train.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Ned-liest Catch - Ned Flanders falls for Bart's teacher, Edna Krabappel, but will Krabappel's reputation for dating every guy in town spell the end of the relationship?

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Falcon and the D'ohman - Homer attempts to help a former CIA agent plagued by violent flashbacks from his past.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts - Superintendant Chalmers teaches Bart about Teddy Roosevelt after personally taking charge of the boy's education. When Chalmers loses his job, Bart and his classmates attempt to get him reinstated.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Treehouse of Horror XXII - In three terrifying Halloween tales, Homer discovers a unique way to communicate with his family after he's paralyzed by a spider-bite; a spoof of "Dexter" features Homer tricking Flanders into murdering his enemies; a spoof of the movie "Avatar" features Bart as a tentacled alien.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Replaceable You - With some help from Martin Prince, Bart constructs cute, baby seal-like robots that rival Lisa's entry in a science fair project; Homer ends up working for his new assistant.

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    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Food Wife - As Homer and Marge vie for the kids' approval, Marge, Bart and Lisa become successful food bloggers; Homer finds himself trapped in a meth lab after Marge deliberately gives him the wrong address for a restaurant.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Book Job - After Lisa discovers that her favorite author doesn't exist, Homer forms a literary gang in hopes of writing a bestselling "tween" novel and raking in millions.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants - Burns appoints Homer the nuclear power plant's new account man, damning him to a "Mad Men"-like existence; Lisa becomes Bart's mentor.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Ten-Per-Cent Solution - After being fired from his popular kids' show, Krusty stages a comeback with help from an agent who's also an old flame.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Holidays of Future Passed - Thirty years in the future, Bart and Lisa attempt to bond with their children on Christmas; an unwed Maggie gives birth while heading home for the holidays.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson - Homer becomes a celebrity after he voices his conservative opinions on a cable talk show and attempts to convince leaders of the Republican party to nominate singer Ted Nugent for president.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The D'oh-cial Network - Lisa's idea for an online social network becomes a tremendous hit, but so many people become addicted to posting on the site, it leads to chaos.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Moe Goes from Rags to Riches - Moe's bar rag tells the story of his existence; Milhouse tires of taking abuse from Bart.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Daughter Also Rises - As Valentine's Day approaches, Marge grows concerned when Lisa finds a boyfriend; Bart and Milhouse set out on a "mythbusting" mission at Springfield Elementary.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    At Long Last Leave - Fed up with the family's negative impact on the city, townspeople banish the Simpsons from Springfield.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart - Bart becomes a famous street artist after he plasters Springfield with unflattering graffiti of Homer's likeness; Apu panics when he's forced to compete with a friendly grocery store chain featuring a South Pacific motif.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    How I Wet Your Mother - With help from one of Professor Frink's inventions, Marge and the kids enter Homer's dreams in hopes of curing him of incontinence.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Them, Robot - Homer becomes the last human employee at the nuclear power plant after Mr. Burns orders a mass firing and replaces staffers with robots.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Beware My Cheating Bart - Bart falls for Jimbo's girlfriend Shauna; Homer buys a tricked-out treadmill so he can watch old episodes of a "Lost"-like television show.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again, A - The Simpsons vacation on a cruise liner, where Bart has so much fun he concocts a scheme to keep his family aboard the ship forever.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    The Spy Who Learned Me - After being injured at work, Homer is given eight weeks of paid vacation and decides to keep the news secret from his family; Bart gets Nelson hooked on Krustyburgers so he'll gain weight and stop picking on him.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Ned 'n Edna's Blend - Complications ensue when Flanders and Krabappel admit they're secretly married.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Lisa Goes Gaga - Singer Lady Gaga attempts to cheer Lisa after she's voted the most unpopular kid at school.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Moonshine River - Bart seeks out Cletus's daughter, who has started a new life in New York City; Lisa wants to take in a Broadway play but ends up performing Shakespeare in Central Park.

  • The Simpsons
    X Sunday August 31, 2014

    Treehouse of Horror XXIII - In these three Halloween tales, a black hole threatens to destroy Springfield; the Simpsons are terrorized by the unknown in a spoof of "Paranormal Activity"; Bart time travels in a spoof of "Back to the Future."

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Adventures in Baby-Getting - Marge decides she wants to conceive another child; Bart realizes Lisa is up to something mysterious and vows to find out what it is.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Gone Abie Gone - Homer and Marge search for Grampa after he disappears from the retirement home; Homer invests Lisa's college fund in an online poker Web site.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Penny-Wiseguys - While serving jury duty, Fat Tony appoints an accountant as his temporary Don; an anemic Lisa eats bugs to increase her iron level.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Tree Grows in Springfield, A - After his beloved new tablet "MyPad" computer is destroyed, a despondent Homer finds solace in a message seemingly written by God, until newsman Kent Brockman sets out to debunk the "miracle."

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The Day the Earth Stood Cool - Homer is elated when a cool dad and his family move next door, but his happiness ends when he realizes he has little in common with his new neighbors.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    To Cur, with Love - When Bart accuses Homer of not liking Santa's Little Helper, Grampa recounts the story of how Homer's heart broke after he was forced to give away his childhood dog.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Homer Goes to Prep School - The Simpsons anticipate the apocalypse after Homer inadvertently triggers a shockwave that disables all electronic devices in Springfield.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Test Before Trying, A - Bart must pass a district-wide test to save Springfield Elementary; Homer uses a discarded parking meter to steal from unsuspecting drivers.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The Changing of the Guardian - After narrowly surviving a tornado, Marge and Homer embark on a search for a couple who'll serve as Bart, Lisa and Maggie's legal guardians.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing - Bart attempts to patch things up with his old sweetheart, Mary Spuckler, and despite Lisa's input, still manages to sabotage his chances of finding love.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Hardly Kirk-ing - With Bart's help, Milhouse transforms into his father; Homer discovers a talent for finding things in hidden-picture books.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Gorgeous Grampa - With encouragement from Mr. Burns, Grampa revives a famous wrestling character from his past whom audiences love to hate, and despite Homer and Marge's objections, incorporates Bart into the act.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Black-Eyed, Please - When Flanders gives Homer a black eye, he turns to the Bible for answers; Lisa is shocked and puzzled when she discovers that a substitute teacher hates her.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Dark Knight Court - Bart stands trial in youth court after he's accused of pulling an Easter prank; after buying a comic book collection, Mr. Burns transforms into a "Batman"-like superhero.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    What Animated Women Want - In an episode that focuses on the choices people make and their outcomes, Homer attempts to save his marriage; Milhouse woos Lisa.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Pulpit Friction - Lovejoy quits the church after the Parson appoints a charismatic reverend to reinvigorate the parish; Marge tracks down her old wedding dress.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Whiskey Business - Moe's new suit catches the attention of venture capitalists, leading to the distribution of Moe's own brand of whiskey; Bart cares for Grampa; Lisa realizes that her favorite musicians have been turned into holograms.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The Fabulous Faker Boy - Bart takes piano lessons in hopes of impressing his beautiful young teacher; Homer goes completely bald; Marge teaches a Russian man how to drive.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The Saga of Carl - Homer, Moe and Lenny travel to Iceland to retrieve lottery winnings that Carl ran off with.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Dangers on a Train - Homer secretly reconstructs a kiddy train as Marge's anniversary present; Marge attracts the attention of a potential paramour online.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Homerland - When Homer returns from a Nuclear Workers Convention and begins behaving strangely, Lisa worries that her father has been brainwashed and is now part of a terrorist plot to blow up the power plant.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Treehouse of Horror XXIV - In three terrifying Halloween tales, Bart, Lisa and Maggie receive a visit from a nightmarish Dr. Seuss-like character, The Fat in the Hat; when Bart is decapitated, his head is sewn onto Lisa's body; Homer plots to kill Moe at a circus freak show.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Four Regrettings and a Funeral - A Springfield funeral prompts Marge, Kent Brockman, Homer and Mr. Burns to reexamine a crucial decision in their lives one that has brought them the most regret.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    YOLO - After experiencing a midlife crisis, Homer reaches out to an old pen pal; when a cheating scandal rocks Springfield Elementary, Lisa establishes an honor code.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Labor Pains - Homer gets trapped in an elevator with a pregnant woman and helps deliver her baby; Lisa helps underpaid cheerleaders organize so they can demand a salary increase from a greedy football team owner.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The Kid Is All Right - Lisa is elated to befriend Isabel, a smart new student at school, only to realize that she and Isabel are on opposite sides of the political spectrum.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Yellow Subterfuge - Bart seeks revenge after Skinner prevents him from attending a school field trip aboard a submarine; Lisa suggests to the financially-strapped Krusty that he sell the foreign rights to his television show.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    White Christmas Blues - As Christmas approaches, Marge transforms the house into a bed and breakfast after Springfield becomes the only town in America to receive snowfall; Lisa vows to give her loved ones modest gifts that come from the heart.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Steal This Episode - Homer is put on trial after the FBI catches him illegally downloading movies from the Internet.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Married to the Blob - The Comic Book Guy marries a Japanese woman, only to discover that the woman's father disapproves of the union.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Specs and the City - Homer uses augmented reality glasses to spy on Marge; Nelson demands a Valentine's Day card from Bart.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Diggs - Bart befriends a fellow student and falconry expert, only to discover that the boy suffers from mental illness.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The Man Who Grew Too Much - Sideshow Bob genetically alters his DNA, giving him superhuman strength; Marge volunteers as a teen abstinence counselor.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The Winter of His Content - When the Simpsons allow members of the retirement community to move in with them, Marge worries that Homer is picking up their habits and is turning into an old man; a gang of bullies accepts Bart as one of their own.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The War of Art - Homer convinces Marge to sell a painting that was purchased from Milhouse's parents at a yard sale, a painting that turns out to be worth a great deal of money.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee - After Lisa delivers a school report on why her father is her hero, Homer is tapped to referee World Cup soccer in Brazil.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Luca$ - Lisa falls for a competitive eater who subconsciously reminds her of Homer; after Bart hides Jailbird from the police, he begins receiving stolen gifts.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Days of Future Future - Thirty years in the future, Bart tries to reestablish his relationship with his estranged wife, Jenda; Lisa thinks Milhouse is far more interesting after he's bitten by a zombie.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    What to Expect When Bart's Expecting - Bart uses voodoo in an attempt to get rid of an art teacher, but when the teacher ends up getting pregnant, word spreads that Bart can help couples conceive.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Brick Like Me - After Homer bonds with Lisa, Homer's imagination creates a world in which everything is made of Lego toys.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Pay Pal - As Mother's Day approaches, after Homer and Marge's attempt to befriend other couples fails miserably, Lisa discovers a shocking secret about her new best friend.

  • The Simpsons
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The Yellow Badge of Cowardge - Bart is overcome with guilt after an act of cowardice leads to his winning a school race; Homer vows to hold his own Fourth of July fireworks display after Springfield's holiday celebration is cancelled.

  • The League
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The Bachelor Draft - The League travels to Los Angeles for Andre and Trixie's destination wedding. Ruxin refuses to do his Sacko punishments and Shiva Champion Ted has a few surprises for everyone at the draft, including JJ Watt.

  • The League
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The Von Nowzick Wedding - The wedding weekend continues but what happened at the draft comes back to haunt everyone. We meet Andre's parents. Ruxin wrestles J.J. Watt for control of his fantasy team.

  • The League
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Chalupa vs. The Cutlet - Kevin and Jenny discover that Jay and Kristen Cutler's kid is attending the same preschool. Pete tries to cheer up Andre with a little help from Snoop Dogg. Taco gives away control of his team.

  • The League
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Rafi and Dirty Randy - When their friend is murdered, Rafi and Dirty Randy (Seth Rogen) head to L.A. to avenge his death and break into the mainstream porn business.

  • The League
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    The Bye Week - Ruxin misses his flight for a business trip and decides to hide out in Chicago instead of going home. Taco Corp. gets its first Worldwide Headquarters.

  • The League
    X Monday September 1, 2014

    Heavy Petting - Taco Corp. starts a petting zoo business, Kevin and Ellie rebel when Jenny tries to get the family to adopt a healthier lifestyle. Pete uses Andre as a Trade Maid.